dear diary

dear diary,

my life is maggie's gavel
been bangin my head since birth
the only reason i've lived this long
is that nebulous thing called "mirth"

dear diary,

i went to the garden store
i bought a cactus
i took the cactus home with me
in three weeks the cactus died
it appears, on the surface, that i am less nurturing than a desert

~ dessicated dan

@rookie54 said
dear diary,

i went to the garden store
i bought a cactus
i took the cactus home with me
in three weeks the cactus died
it appears, on the surface, that i am less nurturing than a desert

~ dessicated dan

Dear diary,

I think I have writer’s block.




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Dear Diary,

I think that if Samuel Johnson were alive today, he might write: "No man but a blockhead ever wrote for such a pittance."

dear diary,

today, online, i met a guy who claimed to hold the world's record for the highest IQ
i asked him why he posted such a thingie on the internet
he blocked me

rice and beans for supper tonight

Dear Diary,

I suspect that some others might be reading my private entries.

For the rice-eaters among them, I would like to mention that apparently Thai rice has a very low arsenic content.

(Of course they should do their own research and try to triangulate among the true and the false.)

K

dear diary,

i read the news today
oh boy
greece burns and gaza explodes as glastonbury grooves
some alliteration ass built alcatraz on the alligators
and world war and wimbledon tied at love

dear diary,

the following is a long, sorta boring story of what happened when folks did this
the reason i read it all the way thru is because at that time i was an earth loving hippie and i was fascinated by the idea even tho i would never have been able to participate

i fantasized about being there and doing that

i hope nobody else reads this

https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20250703-how-the-biosphere-2-experiment-changed-our-understanding-of-the-earth

Dear Diary,

It seems there are some people here with whom I'd rather not interact any more.

Probably not a big loss to leave them behind, Oh well.

K

dear diary,

today i was frustrated
so i began to unplug various computer components from each other without properly shutting them down

the squeals of machine terror were music to my ears

dear diary,

i was sleeping
this is not exceedingly rare, but neither common
i was visited by a Cosmic Understanding, speaking a language unknown to me

irritating that one is

dear diary,

when all my dime dancing is through, i'll run to you

@rookie54 said
dear diary,

i was sleeping
this is not exceedingly rare, but neither common
i was visited by a Cosmic Understanding, speaking a language unknown to me

irritating that one is

Dear Diary,

I wonder what solitary, petty, anonymous character seems to be downvoting each and every one of my posts no matter what I post.

The poor, pitiful, unappreciative dear.