@Ghost-of-a-Duke saidTHREE HOURS IN A GROCERY STORE CHECKOUT LINE?!?
Queue for:
Supermarket checkouts
We have a place for you in Giggleswick (Yorkshire)
doink that idea
i'll be here at the tin shack for the time being
(i WILL rename it gigglestick)
dear diary,
i happened upon a crazy woman on the internet today
this is not so unusual, but
i replied to her excitement over getting a tarantula for her birthday by accidently writing a haiku
accidentally writing a haiku is also not all that unusual
but for both to happen in a small time bubble in a smaller existence bubble is remarkable for me
time for a short nap
@Ghost-of-a-Duke saidSounds more Buddhist (or Russian, Communist era).
It is unlikely that you would be in a supermarket queue for 3 hours, but it is the willingness to endure it politely that makes you British.
@Ghost-of-a-Duke saidPretty much what 3I/ATLAS did, but they did vent their jets in our general direction.
I fear passing aliens would think very poorly of us and continue quietly on their way.
dear diary,
there is joy to be found
on the internet each day
but the yin moves the yang
no more can i say
and now i am sad
"The worst thing to happen in a British household has happened.
Our kettle has died. It served honourably. Seven years and thousands of cups of tea a day. Rest easy soldier 🫡🇬🇧"
this will haunt me for four imperial minutes
@rookie54 saidBe sure to update the Kettle thread in our club.
dear diary,
there is joy to be found
on the internet each day
but the yin moves the yang
no more can i say
and now i am sad
"The worst thing to happen in a British household has happened.
Our kettle has died. It served honourably. Seven years and thousands of cups of tea a day. Rest easy soldier 🫡🇬🇧"
this will haunt me for four imperial minutes
dear diary,
today i speak of the divine and the disgusting
the sublime and the sickening
the consecrated and the crap
i love the loo
For what did Thomas Crapper (1836-1910) become well-known?
dear diary,
i've been eating whipped cream cheese cake frosting right outta the jar for a couple weeks now
i was enjoying the sugar rush and reading smut poetry on the internet when i realized that i had a jar of ground cinnamon in the pantry and the combo might just be the best thing EVAR
so i shook off the office chair seatbelt and found my cinnamon and dusted my pure sugar treat inna can and now i'm inna coma writing this from arkturos and the colors man they are just like an electrified aurora borealis with sugar
9/10 would recommend
unless yer in church
or the police station
