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@rookie54 said
dear diary,

the hallucinations are evolving
in addition to auditory and visual absurdities
i feel stuff happening
like hair standing up
i felt a thingie crawling in my boot
the dog snickered as i stripped screaming and squealing in the living room

dammit
i used to PAY for that sensation
dammit
Dear Diary,

I hope Rookie doesn't see this one either, but I wonder if maybe he has naturally developed or recovered the ability "to hear the stars" as the Bushmen of the Kalahari might put it.



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Dear Diary,

I'll admit that I did guffaw out loud at that.

Er,
K


Illusion and enlightenment depend on each other.
Principle and actuality are ultimately the same.
~ Ryokan


yin, yang, the whole shebang
ting tang walla walla bing bang

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I hope not a “squeaky girl”, like Squeaky Fromme.😲🤞

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dear diary,

went to the river today
tried my hand at panning gold

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dear diary,

i panned enough gold to build me a bunker, a ballroom and a brothel
gonna be the king of texas

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dear diary,

for samhain i am going to dress as a colonoscopy
my kids are horrified

i win

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dear diary,

disappointment
even tho my interview went well,
and i demonstrated how good i look in their product,
i did not get hired to be an adult diaper model

still have an interview scheduled for wednesday to see if i can be the denture dream guy

wish me luck

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dear diary,

i am again most stoic
standing in the rain
but an island never cries
and a rock feels no pain

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dear diary,

i received my final notice
it seems my payment was declined
i don't know what to do about this
but it was easy to make it rhyme
i received my final notice
it came to me in the spam
if only i had a door to that room
that i could heartily slam
i received my final notice
only the twelfth one this year
all my pics and movies deleted
the pornography too, oh dear

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dear diary,

dontcha just love feel good synchronicity stories that happen only on the internet and smell suspiciously of AI?

so in 1981 i'm hanging out on a corner in downtown chicago

the police roll up and the narcotics officer that gets outta the car is the same dang lieutenant that arrested me in norfolk, va in 1975

but this time, i wasn't holding so we high-fived and he told me to move along



brings a tear to my eye

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@rookie54 said
dear diary,

dontcha just love feel good synchronicity stories that happen only on the internet and smell suspiciously of AI?

so in 1981 i'm hanging out on a corner in downtown chicago

the police roll up and the narcotics officer that gets outta the car is the same dang lieutenant that arrested me in norfolk, va in 1975

but this time, i wasn't holding so we high-fived and he told me to move along



brings a tear to my eye
The recognition of a cold and wary love that could never be acknowledged, the sight of a body-cam that one might desire to munch, the mutual and tacit agreement that though some paths might cross from time to time, sometimes some people are never meant to connect.

[I did check with chatGPT re: typical closing cadences, but it seems its runners are already aware of that unpalatable and perhaps previous "feature" so I was left to fall upon my own resources to offer that attempt in mockery. Hoping you understand!]

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@rookie54 said
dear diary,

i am again most stoic
standing in the rain
but an island never cries
and a rock feels no pain
It's okay to feel pain.

If you were never here, who could feel your pains in all their particular flavors?

Something is better than nothing, or at least different from nothing.

Maybe you are already familiar with the life and writings of Ikkyuu?

Maybe provisionally I could venture: time enough for transcendence after we are gone.

While here, why not appreciate what no-one else could experience?

This is a unique opportunity.

Is there really any special merit to be gained by transcendence while still incarnate?

However, I do understand that some might scream "Why?" and I don't know the answer to that.

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