dear diary

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Dear diary.

Curse the chap who invented dry January.

@Great-Big-Stees said
You do know it’s a choice, right?🤔

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Tell that to my wife. 😠

@Great-Big-Stees said
Well I really don’t “know” you or your wife but I’m getting the “I know on which side my bread’s buttered” vibe.🤔👍😁

@Torunn said
My bread is buttered, sometimes on the one side, sometimes on the other, sometimes on both - that can be tricky. 🙂

they say dropped toast always lands buttered side down
whereas a cat will always land on its feet
i don't much care about either of these things
because flinging cats is such a treat

@rookie54 said
they say dropped toast always lands buttered side down
whereas a cat will always land on its feet
i don't much care about either of these things
because flinging cats is such a treat

Flinging cats and foxes is animal abuse.

So much for raising a toast to Dry January.

Dear diary,

It rained again.

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dear diary,

let the innuendo reign

dear diary,

last night somebody busted into my truck
i called the sheriff, but nothing was stolen
somebody just left four tickets to the melania movie

the sheriff told me that's a hate crime right there