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Dear Diary,

Those slings and arrows, though.


dear diary,

i have begun to write my final manifesto
soon, dear diary, you will be replaced
you haven't shown me an iota of wisdom
i'll not show you any grace

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dear diary,

a different jail, yet another cell
same ole roommate again
i'll pay penance for my cheating and lying
and stealing when i should have been buying


Dear diary
I must stop watching you tube
It is full of anti Semitic propaganda.
Mr Netanyahu is the true epitome of love. He cares for all mankind.
God loves almost every person doesn't he?

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dear diary,

i have collected dryer lint for seven years
i think i have enough to make a hat, or a sock
i must admit i am worried that i will break a few biblical laws concerning the mixing of fibers

i think i need a slave

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dear diary,

two julian weeks ago i began reading multiple comic book websites
and grew knowledgeable about all the different superpowers that superheroes and supervillians possess
and friend/foe alignments in every fictional universe that exists in the imagination of the human mind
i also studied and learned completely about alternate theories about why some thingies cannot or should not be,
and the reasons that they are the way they are, if only in the mythical minds of magicians and mages,
drawers of images and speakers of thoughts and inkers deluxe
i say this as a level seven wizard of om, capable of producing mysteries yet to be thought of

should any inquiring mind be interested in the TRUTH
i shall be available to provide it for a small appearance fee

i have been known to barter for food and/or drink


ALL HAIL STAN LEE!
except for batman
he does not get to hail stan lee

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dear diary,

i am frustrated yet again
the flaw of misunderstanding needs polishing and still it remains sticky and covered in goo

and
dear diary,

this seems to be a one way conversation
while i appreciate you listening while i spew
you never bring me flowers

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dear diary,

i baked a blueberry muffin
the size of a small bundt cake
the "blueberries" were artificial
and the "eggs" i used were fake
i ate the monstrosity all in one go
my stomach is a rugby scrum
tomorrow's cake will be much better tho
instead of oil i'll use rattlesnake venom

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dear diary,

i saw a current picture of spinal tap on the npr website
omg diary, i'm so olde

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dear diary,

thanks for listening


dear diary,

please think for me
so that i be not required

What rating system for talk shows, defined as the ratio of interrupted sentences versus all sentences within a typical program, expressed as a percentage, was invented by author Stephen Euin Cobb?

you must choose wisely

50% Yelling criteria
50% Ignorance index
0% Debate ratio
0% Intelligence quotient
2 votes • Final results


Correct Answer: Ignorance index
The reasoning is that, as a sentence is an expression of an idea, an incomplete sentence is an incomplete idea, and a disregard for ideas that are whole and complete is an aspect of ignorance. Examples of typical values are -Larry King Live- ( 2% ), -Crossfire- ( 17% ), and -The Jerry Springer Show- ( 61% )

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dear diary,

my dreams have become more vivid and violent
and conversational
only recently have i had the ability to speak with visitors to my realm
in general, they have not been pleasant
be well, dear diary

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dear diary,

the hallucinations are evolving
in addition to auditory and visual absurdities
i feel stuff happening
like hair standing up
i felt a thingie crawling in my boot
the dog snickered as i stripped screaming and squealing in the living room

dammit
i used to PAY for that sensation
dammit

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@rookie54 said
dear diary,

my dreams have become more vivid and violent
and conversational
only recently have i had the ability to speak with visitors to my realm
in general, they have not been pleasant
be well, dear diary
Dear Diary,

Please don't let Rookie know, but I do commiserate about shocking and atypical moments of violence in one's dreams.

As a teen I trained myself to remember my dreams as well as I could, and 50 years later there have been some times in the past year when my dreams (even though placid) seemed so uncharacteristic that I wondered if I might be having someone else's dreams.

Generally I'm more of an observer in my dreams and rarely interact with others, but at the end of August I went to a house party and at the top of September I encountered someone who might be a spirit guide. I won't share his name, but he was just behind me coming up some long stairs to an apartment party.

He introduced himself and there was a little bit of discussion about his name, and he had brought a round, silvery tray of bread in small loaves that he himself had baked and that were still warm and which we shared. That was in the kitchen, which had white cabinets. Although it was a party, the other people were in other rooms and I never met them.

This latter dream occurred shortly after I learned about Spiritism, as collated and codified by "Allan Kardec" in France in the 1850s.

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