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dear diary,

i am not a lawyer
and i didn't stay at a holiday express last night
but i have a massive ego and think i know everything


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@NotPayingForSub said
Dear bathroom wall,

Where's Derek?
This has to be an RHP record.

Joined 6 hours 25 minutes ago and banned about 2 and half hours later.
Not even Executioner Brand managed that level of implosive dickwittery.


Dear Diary,

What is it with pets dying and kitchen faucets breaking in the winter?

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Dear Diary,

When it comes to party invitations, I'm pretty sure Suzianne would be my negative one.


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Dear Diary,

It seems someone has updated his profile.

As for me, I am no closer to deciphering the Mandarin-esque extrusions and indentations on a certain section of my own bathroom wall.

However, the other figures are still in place, with some developments here and there. Time changes us all.


@rookie54 said
dear diary,

i am not a lawyer
and i didn't stay at a holiday express last night
but i have a massive ego and think i know everything
Dear Diary,

I wonder if Rookie might have been making some kind of passive-aggressive and unobservant attack against me.


dear diary,

@Repugnant-Eleven really should understand by now that all my passive aggressive stances are VERY observant
lol
if only it were observant it would understand this
BUT!
since the tiny cockroach wants it in the face
there it shall have it


@rookie54 said
dear diary,

@Repugnant-Eleven really should understand by now that all my passive aggressive stances are VERY observant
lol
if only it were observant it would understand this
BUT!
since the tiny cockroach wants it in the face
there it shall have it
cockroach in the face
like dust upon the bookshelves
hoping Rookie finds
the stairs in the woods

😉


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Yeah, whatever did happen to Derek of Mildew?


@diver said
This has to be an RHP record.

Joined 6 hours 25 minutes ago and banned about 2 and half hours later.
Not even Executioner Brand managed that level of implosive dickwittery.
It's pretty clear who he was before.

I guess that's in the "it's his own fault" category.


@Suzianne said
It's pretty clear who he was before.

I guess that's in the "it's his own fault" category.
Because of the reference to pattern-recognition and bathroom walls, I thought it might be a side-account of Trev's, created just for a lark.

But if you mean it was the poker-playing guy who had been misdiagnosed as schizophrenic and therefore had been incorrectly medicated for a long stretch, what part of that was his fault?

If that's the kind of thing you like to write, then it should also be asked how much of how you have turned out and how you present yourself on the forum is "your fault".


dear diary,

the north texas hail season has begun
i really enjoy the "steel drum" effect upon the shack
but the weather has no rhythm, and the result is cacophony
and still i clap my hands in a futile attempt to match the offbeat beatings of ice balls crashing upon the roof

gonna put some marley on the music player
sweet dreams diary

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dear diary,
i need to tell you a thing that i cannot tell anyone
but, i do not trust you

dammit

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Dear Diary,

I know whom I love, and can sleep peacefully knowing that.

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