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Originally posted by Hand of HecateIt was a very short one. I want more information. And what about the present? 😵
You were born as the moon clouded the fifth aspect of Scorpio. This accounts for the fact that while you enjoy buggering various barnyard animals you're also much more dull witted than the average Scorpio.
As far as career choices go, I'd recommend you join the army or sign up as a crash test dummy.
Originally posted by huckleberryhoundHa! That's just perfect. All Geminis are Godless homosexuals and the very personifcation of carnal sin. While stylishly eccentric, you're a walking conundrum, a paradox, enigma and, quite simply, a complete schitzo.
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June 2nd
Gemini's frequent gay bath houses and can often be found employeed as much abused bath towel attendants. Their love of poetry, joy of expression, a quick mind and a certain sparkle makes them popular during oiled up soap fests. Sadly, most of a Gemini's charisma is superficial and they struggle to maintain any real substance and depth.
I have had a clear vision of your future, you'll slowly slip into deeper and deeper levels of insanity and lose touch with the world around you. Your complete foucus will be on a long running internal argument over who's hotter Jennifer Tilly or Meg Ryan. Eventually, you'll get so frustrated with your internal antagonist that you'll kill yourself just to get the final word in.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateRight on the money!
Well, according to the Zodiac, that makes you a Scorpio. I should have known really, Scorpios are pricks.
You are intense, passionate and quick witted. Basically, these are your only good traits and most people think that you're an obnoxious twit. Sadly, you use your keen perception and complex analytical skills to belittle and victimize those ...[text shortened]... en self loathing. Don't worry too much though as you'll drag everyone else down with you.
Well done oh, Mystical Keeper of Truths.
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Originally posted by Hand of HecateI am not godless 😠
Ha! That's just perfect. All Geminis are Godless homosexuals and the very personifcation of carnal sin. While stylishly eccentric, you're a walking conundrum, a paradox, enigma and, quite simply, a complete schitzo.
Gemini's frequent gay bath houses and can often be found employeed as much abused bath towel attendants. Their love of poetry, j d with your internal antagonist that you'll kill yourself just to get the final word in.
I do however,have an overriding urge to find out who Jennifer tilly is 😛
