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How To Learn Spanish Quickly & With No Effort?

How To Learn Spanish Quickly & With No Effort?

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As I have demonstrated myself capable of learning one language, English, it stands to reason that I could learn another. Sadly, I am proving to be unable to master the most basic conversational Spanish. Any suggestions, the damn books I've been using are as useless as taint flavored popsicles.

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Mi madre tambien, que raro!

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tu madre es una puta

would be more Spanish 🙂

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
As I have demonstrated myself capable of learning one language, English, it stands to reason that I could learn another. Sadly, I am proving to be unable to master the most basic conversational Spanish. Any suggestions, the damn books I've been using are as useless as taint flavored popsicles.
sorry i cant help you to learn spanish but i did find it easy to learn chinese with the help of this site:

http://www.geocities.com/marcandpo/toons/images/chinesewriting.jpg

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
How To Learn Spanish Quickly & With No Effort?
Horizontally.

If you're lucky you'll even be used as taint flavored popsicles.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
As I have demonstrated myself capable of learning one language, English, it stands to reason that I could learn another. Sadly, I am proving to be unable to master the most basic conversational Spanish. Any suggestions, the damn books I've been using are as useless as taint flavored popsicles.
Kill yourself. You're useless. And fat.

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Originally posted by dottewell
Kill yourself. You're useless. And fat.
Actually, I retract that. You shouldn't kill yourself. Despite being useless and fat. Maybe just punch yourself in your jowly face a few times.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
As I have demonstrated myself capable of learning one language, English, it stands to reason that I could learn another. Sadly, I am proving to be unable to master the most basic conversational Spanish. Any suggestions, the damn books I've been using are as useless as taint flavored popsicles.
I took 8 classes in South America, and picked up enough to chat about most things. Grammatically, I wasn't good, but people knew what I was saying, so my recommendation is to go on a holiday to a spanish speaking country, and arrange a couple of weeks classes.

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
I took 8 classes in South America, and picked up enough to chat about most things. Grammatically, I wasn't good, but people knew what I was saying, so my recommendation is to go on a holiday to a spanish speaking country, and arrange a couple of weeks classes.

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Any place particular in South America, or don't you want the cops to know?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
As I have demonstrated myself capable of learning one language, English, it stands to reason that I could learn another. Sadly, I am proving to be unable to master the most basic conversational Spanish. Any suggestions, the damn books I've been using are as useless as taint flavored popsicles.
Yes, go to South America and marry one of the local women there. You'll learn to speak Spanish very quickly. 😵

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Originally posted by Arrakis
Yes, go to South America and marry one of the local women there. You'll learn to speak Spanish very quickly. 😵
You'd probably end up in Brazil.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
You'd probably end up in Brazil.
Or French Guyana

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
As I have demonstrated myself capable of learning one language, English, it stands to reason that I could learn another. Sadly, I am proving to be unable to master the most basic conversational Spanish. Any suggestions, the damn books I've been using are as useless as taint flavored popsicles.
Try Loretta Stone's language programs.

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Originally posted by Luck
Try Loretta Stone's language programs.
Spanish bit by bit or spanish triple play