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I just saw a Witch!!!

I just saw a Witch!!!

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
There is a simple method, it is well known that a witch floats on water.
So you must ask yourself, what else floats on water? A Duck!
Therefore, if you weigh them both and there is an even match, it is a safe bet that you have a witch on your hands.
Yes but almost all girl models weigh just as a duck, so if she is a model it is dificult to tell, so I go for the drop method.

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Takes too much time and trouble, I go for the drop method.

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Originally posted by Superman
Yes but almost all girl models weigh just as a duck, so if she is a model it is dificult to tell, so I go for the drop method.
What else floats?

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Originally posted by uzless
What else floats?

Very small rocks.

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Originally posted by uzless
What else floats?
Wood

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Give her some sweets?
Give her some laxative chocolate. That should serve.

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
There is a simple method, it is well known that a witch floats on water.
So you must ask yourself, what else floats on water? A Duck!
Therefore, if you weigh them both and there is an even match, it is a safe bet that you have a witch on your hands.
My liege!

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You could try building a bridge out of her. Or just burn her. If she burns she must be made out of wood, ergo witch!