If I was gay...

Well, I'm not, but if I were...

Or, let me put it like this: I'm as straight as a Roman road that's been especially paved for Straightus Arrowis the great Roman soldier who bedded 10.000 women before swearing chastity...

I'm straighter than the equator on a two dimensional and very straight map of the world.

There are less straight mathematical stripes on exact grids with lots of y's, x's and m's on it....

But I'd still shag Johnny Depp.

Ignore the snickers.

Originally posted by shavixmir
Well, I'm not, but if I were...

Or, let me put it like this: I'm as straight as a Roman road that's been especially paved for Straightus Arrowis the great Roman soldier who bedded 10.000 women before swearing chastity...

I'm straighter than the equator on a two dimensional and very straight map of the world.

There are less straight mathematical s ...[text shortened]... n exact grids with lots of y's, x's and m's on it....

But I'd still shag Johnny Depp.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Ignore the snickers.

That makes you gay.

Now don't get me wrong, because I am straight as an iron arrow...
but I would do Brad Pitt... blindfolded.

Originally posted by rubberjaw30
that constitutes you as gay dude...
i'm sorry...
because yes, as politically correct as it may be, being gay is a bad thing...
unless both chicks are hot...

Originally posted by Seitse
That makes you gay.

Now don't get me wrong, because I am straight as an iron arrow...
but I would do Brad Pitt... blindfolded.

Originally posted by shavixmir


But I'd still shag Johnny Depp.

Originally posted by shavixmir
Well, I'm not, but if I were...

Or, let me put it like this: I'm as straight as a Roman road that's been especially paved for Straightus Arrowis the great Roman soldier who bedded 10.000 women before swearing chastity...

I'm straighter than the equator on a two dimensional and very straight map of the world.

There are less straight mathematical s ...[text shortened]... n exact grids with lots of y's, x's and m's on it....

But I'd still shag Johnny Depp.

Originally posted by shavixmir
I'd imagine Brad would be a little rough.
God knows what going to the toilet the next day would be like.

Originally posted by mokko
Hands off my man! 😠

Originally posted by Nordlys
Can't you choose someone less ugly?

Originally posted by Seitse
It depends. I was thinking of bending him, not the other way instead.

For the other way, I'd pick Samuel L. Jackson 😵

Originally posted by shavixmir
I think ol' Sam would be a close second to Johnny...
But I think he'd swear a lot during sex. That would be intimidating.

Originally posted by shavixmir
Don't be silly.
Just because I'd bend over for Johnny and let him roger me something jolly, doesn't mean I'm gay.