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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
As long as it pops up, eh?

He's only 17 or something, all this poncing about unnerves him.
I'm ununnervable. 😕

If I were gay...I'd never have to put up with constant nagging from women.

But I'm not gay (not that there's anything wrong with that....Seinfeld) so I do..in return for the other benefits.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
A good ass ramming will do him the world of good then.
If I ever go to jail....🙁

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
I'm ununnervable. 😕

If I were gay...I'd never have to put up with constant nagging from women.

But I'm not gay (not that there's anything wrong with that....Seinfeld) so I do..in return for the other benefits.
Well done!

God, you get a 10 out of 10!
Quoting Seinfeld is the "get out of jail free" card in my books!

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Originally posted by shavixmir
That's probably why Judas kept it to a kiss then...
It was Jesus' loss. Judas had talents.

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I just loved myself reading this thread.

Shav... tell me more... don't save on the naughty details.

*rolls eyes white*

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Originally posted by Seitse
I just loved myself reading this thread.

Shav... tell me more... don't save on the naughty details.

*rolls eyes white*
Wow...

um.

uh.

🙁

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Wow...

um.

uh.

🙁
🙁 does not make it for me

With 🙂 I can get fuzzy... yet a little but more frisky with 😀 but what
really makes it for me is the 😵 so at the end I can 😛 some 😕 and
say 😉 to you.

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I guess things are as they are.
Don't use vaseline with condoms.

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condoms are for losers.

let's get it on raw, groooooooaaaarrrr

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Originally posted by Seitse
condoms are for losers.

let's get it on raw, groooooooaaaarrrr
Even then, I'm sure water based lubricat is preferable...

Not talking from experience here. Well, besides the lacerations then.

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Now this thread really is gay.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Even then, I'm sure water based lubricat is preferable...

Not talking from experience here. Well, besides the lacerations then.
Lubrication😕

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Originally posted by mokko
Lubrication😕
My arse doesn't lubricate itself honey bun...

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Originally posted by shavixmir
My arse doesn't lubricate itself honey bun...
I thought that's what all the rimming was for.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
My arse doesn't lubricate itself honey bun...
Are you sure?

The saliva waterfalling down after the bl... well... yeah, this thread
is too gay.

I'll shut up now.

(PM me your MSN. I have a webcam)