If I was gay...

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
You could sell those at an art galley, I'm pretty sure.

I wonder if the Factory is still recruiting?

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Is this imagery how you survive those intimate moments with the other half?

Originally posted by SJ247
Is this imagery how you survive those intimate moments with the other half?

Are you wet?

Originally posted by SJ247
I think it was oozing pustules from jock itch, or something, on the balls. I imagine a soft licking would make him smile. Enjoy.

Oh...such a fine image of me...floating around....

I'll have you know that my arse stains are natural and don't need bleaching...

Originally posted by darvlay
Are you wet?

You know... People like her sweat a lot.

Originally posted by shavixmir
Oh...such a fine image of me...floating around....

I'll have you know that my arse stains are natural and don't need bleaching...

Not my fault you're so damn descriptive as to leave horrid visions of your nether regions stamped on my brain. Can almost smell you, a strange egg salad/antisceptic/toe cheese odor.

Originally posted by mokko
Sometimes you make my diet coke taste bad 😕

Did you know that diet coke contains aspartame?
Did you know that if aspartame gets over the date it becomes Formaldehyde?
Did you know that Formaldehyde preserves you?
And that's the secret why I look 5 years younger than I really am. Because I drink 2 litres a day of diet coke.

Now, if this dude makes your diet coke taste bad....KILL HIM!

DO IT
DO IT
FAST!!!!!

Originally posted by Palynka
You know... People like her sweat a lot.

My folds are dry, thank you.

Originally posted by SJ247
Not my fault you're so damn descriptive as to leave horrid visions of your nether regions stamped on my brain. Can almost smell you, a strange egg salad/antisceptic/toe cheese odor.

Is that a compliment?

"Mark, you write so good I can smell your smegma?"

Is that a compliment, I ask you...

Originally posted by SJ247
My folds are dry, thank you.

Labia dear...it just sounds so much better...

Originally posted by shavixmir
Is that a compliment?

"Mark, you write so good I can smell your smegma?"

Is that a compliment, I ask you...

It was.

Originally posted by shavixmir
Labia dear...it just sounds so much better...

Palynka thinks my entire physique is made up of swollen labia.

Originally posted by SJ247
swollen labia.

That's copyrighted!

Originally posted by SJ247
Palynka thinks my entire physique is made up of swollen labia.

I've seen a plant that looks like that. Forget what it's called. It's very dry.

Originally posted by shavixmir
Did you know that diet coke contains aspartame?
Did you know that if aspartame gets over the date it becomes Formaldehyde?
Did you know that Formaldehyde preserves you?
And that's the secret why I look 5 years younger than I really am. Because I drink 2 litres a day of diet coke.

Now, if this dude makes your diet coke taste bad....KILL HIM!

DO IT
DO IT
FAST!!!!!

And all this time I thought it was staying up here in the frozen north that helped to perserve my eternal youthful look!

Florida here I com. They do sell diet coke there right?

And he's already on my "to kill" list ...no worries there. 😀