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Originally posted by shavixmir
"Are you here to lubricate the prime fold?"
"Yes..." Spoken in german accent, "...I am ze lubricator."

Sci-fi? Are you sure?
Scotty and his Big Dipper.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Scotty and his Big Dipper.
"Scotty, we neer more lubrication..."
"I'm givin' it all I've got captain..."

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Originally posted by shavixmir
"Scotty, we neer more lubrication..."
"I'm givin' it all I've got captain..."
"It's already beaming up, sir"

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William Shatner...now, there's a hunk I haven't thought about for ages...

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Originally posted by shavixmir
William Shatner...now, there's a hunk I haven't thought about for ages...
William Shatner is Johnny Depp's grandfather.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Well, I'm not, but if I were...

Or, let me put it like this: I'm as straight as a Roman road that's been especially paved for Straightus Arrowis the great Roman soldier who bedded 10.000 women before swearing chastity...

I'm straighter than the equator on a two dimensional and very straight map of the world.

There are less straight mathematical s ...[text shortened]... n exact grids with lots of y's, x's and m's on it....

But I'd still shag Johnny Depp.
Maybe you'd know it's "If I were* gay."

Queer.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
William Shatner is Johnny Depp's grandfather.
Tres kinky...

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Tres kinky...
Pronounced correctly, that would be Kinky Friedman's brother from another mother in the 'hood.

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Did he use the same cream you used for that "wart?"

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Jesus was too big for mankind.

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As long as it pops up, eh?

He's only 17 or something, all this poncing about unnerves him.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Pronounced correctly, that would be Kinky Friedman's brother from another mother in the 'hood.
Was he into granny sex as well?

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Originally posted by Palynka
Jesus was too big for mankind.
That's probably why Judas kept it to a kiss then...

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
As long as it pops up, eh?

He's only 17 or something, all this poncing about unnerves him.
A good ass ramming will do him the world of good then.