If I was gay...

Originally posted by darvlay
That's copyrighted!

Sue me.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I've seen a plant that looks like that. Forget what it's called. It's very dry.

Lol.

Originally posted by SJ247
Palynka thinks my entire physique is made up of swollen labia.

Minorus, majoris, swollen, itchy...hell...

I'm so god damned horny even the crack of dawn better be careful around me
- Tom Waits -

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I've seen a plant that looks like that. Forget what it's called. It's very dry.

It's called a cactus and I agree, some of them look like SJ247.

Originally posted by mokko
And all this time I thought it was staying up here in the frozen north that helped to perserve my eternal youthful look!

Florida here I com. They do sell diet coke there right?

And he's already on my "to kill" list ...no worries there. 😀

Oooohhhh Mokko....
You, Depp...it's all just too much tonight...

Originally posted by SJ247
My folds are dry, thank you.

Sorry to hear that 🙁

Originally posted by shavixmir
Oooohhhh Mokko....
You, Depp...it's all just too much tonight...

Ooooohhh Shav...left a present for you in the PF. 😉

Originally posted by shavixmir
I'm so god damned horny I could rim the crack of dawn
- Shavixmir -

I'm beginning to hallucinate.

You are a butt-crack magus.

Originally posted by mokko
Ooooohhh Shav...left a present for you in the PF. 😉

Prime Fold?

Originally posted by darvlay
Prime Fold?

I sense epic low-budget sci-fi potential in this.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
butt-crack magus.

I have absolutely no idea what that means.
But hell yeah, I wanna be one!

Originally posted by darvlay
Prime Fold?

😲

Originally posted by darvlay
Prime Fold?

Darvlay...you know I love you.
But I have now seen things, that have blown me away more effectively than little boy on Hiroshima...

I swear to God...
You should join our clan....

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I sense epic low-budget sci-fi potential in this.

"Are you here to lubricate the prime fold?"
"Yes..." Spoken in german accent, "...I am ze lubricator."

Sci-fi? Are you sure?

Originally posted by shavixmir
Sci-fi? Are you sure?

What could be more tacky?