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Originally posted by toyboy64
That looks pretty much like a man and i'm not gay.
what kind of toy are you then?!@

burn it

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Originally posted by toyboy64
Everytime i ask a girl out they say no because they think i'm joking. (anyone got Beyonces number?)😲
sure thing:
6-969-6969

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Originally posted by toyboy64
That looks pretty much like a man and i'm not gay.
not gay?
cheer up!
there's a nice hairy arse in your future, i can see it

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Originally posted by rubberjaw30
not gay?
cheer up!
there's a nice hairy arse in your future, i can see it
Why do you keep making advances towards people? 😕

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Why do you keep making advances towards people? 😕
technically, that wouldn't be an advance...
more of a passively aggressive reverse
beep... beep... beep... ...

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Originally posted by rubberjaw30
technically, that wouldn't be an advance...
more of a passively aggressive reverse
beep... beep... beep... ...
You're reversing into him?
Err...
http://tinyurl.com/2kvymx

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i find it hard to believe that youre too hot for a girl to go out with you when you are on a chess site asking anyone to go out with you

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Originally posted by toyboy64
Everytime i ask a girl out they say no because they think i'm joking. (anyone got Beyonces number?)😲
its one more number than jay-z's bank account

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Originally posted by toyboy64
Everytime i ask a girl out they say no because they think i'm joking. (anyone got Beyonces number?)😲
Do you know what causes men to chase after women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that causes dogs to chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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Originally posted by toyboy64
Everytime i ask a girl out they say no because they think i'm joking. (anyone got Beyonces number?)😲
1-800-YOU-WISH

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Do you know what causes men to chase after women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that causes dogs to chase cars they have no intention of driving.
I like it... 😵

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I'm pretty sure that user doesn't like me Know any my age?😀😀

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Originally posted by toyboy64
Who's is that number?
Who is is that number?

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Originally posted by demonseed
Who is is that number?
I saw that too, but didn't want to embarrass. Figured he might be trying to toy with us. 😉