IQ test

Originally posted by wormwood
dodging the question noted.

OK wormwood if it'll make you feel better I'll answer your question and tell you what I think your IQ is, based on your posts here:

ZERO

Happy now?

Originally posted by stocken
You're obviously one of the intelligent ones around here. Say, are you a
chimp too? 😵😏

He's an evil octopus, can't you see that?

Originally posted by Nordlys
He's an evil octopus, can't you see that?

I can't see anything with my head up my arse. They told me I would
understand creation if I did so, but I'm not sure it worked, and now I'm
stuck. Octopus, eh? Heh, heh... that means he'll never understand
creation the way I do. 😏

I mean don't! 😞

Originally posted by stocken
I can't see anything with my head up my arse. They told me I would
understand creation if I did so, but I'm not sure it worked, and now I'm
stuck. Octopus, eh? Heh, heh... that means he'll never understand
creation the way I do. 😏

I mean don't! 😞

He understands enough about creation to know that the humans have to go. The robots and the octopodes will take over the world. Are you with us or against us?

Originally posted by Nordlys
He understands enough about creation to know that the humans have to go. The robots and the octopodes will take over the world. Are you with us or against us?

If you have no problem with chimps, I'm in. Otherwise, just wait 'til I get this
head out again. Oh, never mind that. I'll just flap my arms around wildly.

Unless we chimps are accepted by you robots and octopodes, in which case
you may help me out of this predicament. Yes?

Originally posted by B52EWO
OK wormwood if it'll make you feel better I'll answer your question and tell you what I think your IQ is, based on your posts here:

ZERO

Happy now?

I'm 'shocked'. really. I thought you'd try to back up what you wrote, but instead you turned into an 8 year old. who could've guessed.

Originally posted by Nordlys
He understands enough about creation to know that the humans have to go. The robots and the octopodes will take over the world. Are you with us or against us?

I thought we already established that evil flying monkey minions were in. did they get out at some point? you didn't leave the window open again, did you? they've got wings you know.

Originally posted by wormwood
I thought we already established that evil flying monkey minions were in. did they get out at some point? you didn't leave the window open again, did you? they've got wings you know.

That were the baboons. (Good point about the window... I'll go and check... Oops, where's Bosse-de-Nage gone? 😲) I don't think we made a decision about chimps yet, did we?

Originally posted by B52EWO
OK wormwood if it'll make you feel better I'll answer your question and tell you what I think your IQ is, based on your posts here:

ZERO

Happy now?

It dropped from 50 to 0 very fast! 😲

Originally posted by Nordlys
That were the baboons. (Good point about the window... I'll go and check... Oops, where's Bosse-de-Nage gone? 😲) I don't think we made a decision about chimps yet, did we?

oh, and I just realized chimps are not monkeys. I think we need a general ruling about apes.

it's a toughie though, they are pretty close to humans.

Originally posted by wormwood
I'm 'shocked'. really. I thought you'd try to back up what you wrote, but instead you turned into a 8 year old. who could've guessed.

Your question was BS to begin with, and you know it. It would be foolish to believe you can estimate someone's IQ from reading 3 or 4 of their posts, only an ignorant person would think it a reasonable question.
We're done here, I'll waste no more time on you or this thread.

(THAT is a good indication of intelligence)

Originally posted by B52EWO
Your question was BS to begin with, and you know it. It would be foolish to believe you can estimate someone's IQ from reading 3 or 4 of their posts, only an ignorant person would think it a reasonable question.
We're done here, I'll waste no more time on you or this thread.

(THAT is a good indication of intelligence)

you were the one claiming, or at least insinuating, that talking to low IQ people would make your stance perfectly clear. I provided you with the possibility to prove your point in practice, which you failed miserably (btw, there's 173*15+8 = 2603 posts for you to make that evaluation, not 3-4). I gave you a counter example, which you declared an exception. it doesn't look like you have more than hot air.

Originally posted by wormwood
...it doesn't look like you have more than hot air.

Speaking of hot air, are you going to help me out of my arse, or what? It's
getting ugly in here. Those bananas I ate? They've arrived at the end of
destination, dammit! 🙁

Originally posted by stocken
Speaking of hot air, are you going to help me out of my arse, or what? It's
getting ugly in here. Those bananas I ate? They've arrived at the end of
destination, dammit! 🙁

I don't think someone who can't get their own head out of their arse will be of any use to us. Sorry.

Originally posted by Nordlys
I don't think someone who can't get their own head out of their arse will be of any use to us. Sorry.

"I don't think someone..." 🙁 "I don't think someone..." 🙁

Well, stand back cause here it goes. NNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHH-pfffffft...

A-HA! What do you say now!?

* Mulged¹ bananas dripping from my protruding forehead *

Hu!? I bet you think I'll be of use now. Hu!?

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¹ Not sure if this word exists, but I'm sure it's pretty self-explanatory to
any intelligent person.