Jokes

Young man to his father.
Dad, are we pyromaniacs?
Yes we arson.

@shallow-blue said
Meh... only 10% funnier than whodey. Must try harder.

I'll never forget the first time I had sex. There I was. All alone... Rodney Dangerfield

@earl-of-trumps said
I'll never forget the first time I had sex. There I was. All alone... Rodney Dangerfield

The Swedish and Norwegian governments insist that all their military ships are properly barcoded - It's for when the ships dock - they can scan the navy in.

I dream of a world where a chicken can cross a road without having it's motives questioned.

@badradger
They cross the road to get from the right to the left.....

So there his this really good looking girl I tried to get on a date. All I really needed was to find some things in common to try and motivate her to go out with me. Then she springs it on me. She says she is a socialist. I began to panic thinking I have nothing in common with this girl, but then had a stroke of brilliance. I told her I did not understand economics either.

@whodey said
So there his this really good looking girl I tried to get on a date. All I really needed was to find some things in common to try and motivate her to go out with me. Then she springs it on me. She says she is a socialist. I began to panic thinking I have nothing in common with this girl, but then had a stroke of brilliance. I told her I did not understand economics either.

@Suzianne
Good one😉

@Suzianne

Not bad! 😉

I was going to say you were just going back to work, but resisted the temptation! 😉

-VR

@suzianne said
Girl: Ok, that's it! Drop me at the next corner!

whodey: Going back to work so soon?

@suzianne said
Girl: Ok, that's it! Drop me at the next corner!

whodey: Going back to work so soon?