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Joined 19 Jul '19 Moves 1931 The seven dwarves were in the bath feeling sleepy. Then Sleepy got out.
My Kingdom fora Pawn
Joined 09 Jan '19 Moves 18504 What did one eye say to the other? - "Between us, something smells!"
Why do birds fly south in the winter? It’s faster than walking!
The Ghost Chamber
Joined 14 Mar '15 Moves 28712 Tried to catch fog today.
Mist.
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Joined 06 May '15 Moves 27444 @ghost-of-a-duke said
Tried to catch fog today.
Mist.Tried to catch a plane to Germany in search of merde.
Also mist.
Isle of Misfit Toys
Joined 08 Aug '03 Moves 36633 @earl-of-trumps said
What did one eye say to the other? - "Between us, something smells!"
Why do birds fly south in the winter? It’s faster than walking!Dad jokes.
Joined 06 May '15 Moves 27444 @suzianne said
Dad jokes.On a tangent, why don't we ever hear about Mom Jokes?
Linkenheim
Joined 22 Apr '05 Moves 655291 @kevin-eleven said
On a tangent, why don't we ever hear about Mom Jokes?There are "Yo Mama" Jokes (most of which I don't find funny 😉
joke:
Daughter: “Mom, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?”
"I don't know, aks Grandmother."
Joined 18 Jan '07 Moves 12447 @ponderable said
There are "Yo Mama" Jokes (most of which I don't find funny 😉
joke:
Daughter: “Mom, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?”
"I don't know, aks Grandmother."Aks grandmother? That's a bit Lizzie Borden, isn't it?
hirsute rooster
Joined 13 Apr '05 Moves 20450 Due to the war in Ukraine, Germany policy is for all residents to ensure they have stockpiles of sausages and cheese.
... they want to prepare for the würst käse scenario.
My Kingdom fora Pawn
Joined 09 Jan '19 Moves 18504 What do you call the parent of a trans-child? a transparent.
Isle of Misfit Toys
Joined 08 Aug '03 Moves 36633 @orangutan said
Due to the war in Ukraine, Germany policy is for all residents to ensure they have stockpiles of sausages and cheese.
... they want to prepare for the würst käse scenario.Multi-language puns.
I approve.
My Kingdom fora Pawn
Joined 09 Jan '19 Moves 18504 What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? The same middle name.
Joined 18 Jan '07 Moves 12447 It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub, and a twenty minute walk back. The difference is staggering.
hirsute rooster
Joined 13 Apr '05 Moves 20450 I went to the swimming pool the other day. Ended up taking a cheeky pee in the deep end.
The lifeguard was not happy though - he blew his whistle so loudly ... I nearly fell in.
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