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My Kingdom fora Pawn
Joined 09 Jan '19 Moves 18565 Times New Roman walks up to the bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve your type.”
Joined 18 Jan '07 Moves 12466 Optimist: the glass is 1/2 full.
Pessimist: the glass is 1/2 empty.
Excel: the glass is 1900-02-01.
Linkenheim
Joined 22 Apr '05 Moves 655826 @shallow-blue said
Optimist: the glass is 1/2 full.
Pessimist: the glass is 1/2 empty.
Excel: the glass is 1900-02-01.engineer: The glass is double the size it needs to be.
My Kingdom fora Pawn
Joined 09 Jan '19 Moves 18565 What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
Overlook Hotel
Joined 04 Feb '11 Moves 46813 @ponderable said
engineer: The glass is double the size it needs to be.Economist: Capacity exceeds demand, deflation coming.
Joined 18 Jan '07 Moves 12466 @ponderable said
engineer: The glass is double the size it needs to be.Hmm, a good engineer builds in some spare capacity, just in case.
My Kingdom fora Pawn
Joined 09 Jan '19 Moves 18565 All females are 'bi'. You just have to figure out if it’s polar or sexual.
Gothenburg
Joined 11 Mar '16 Moves 26955 @earl-of-trumps said
All females are 'bi'. You just have to figure out if it’s polar or sexual.Bi-sexual would make things so much easier. π
My Kingdom fora Pawn
Joined 09 Jan '19 Moves 18565 @torunn said
Bi-sexual would make things so much easier. πeasier ... for who? π
Joined 31 May '12 Moves 8299 @earl-of-trumps said
easier ... for who? π"Whom" ( courtesy of the grammar nazi).
My Kingdom fora Pawn
Joined 09 Jan '19 Moves 18565 T'anx, moon man
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On a Miami to Chicago flight was a lively youngster who nearly drove everyone crazy. He was running up and down the aisle when the flight attendant started serving coffee. He ran smack into her, knocking a cup of coffee out of her hand and onto the floor.
As he stood by watching her clean up the mess, she glanced up at the boy and said, ‘”Look, why don’t you go and play outside?”
—Eugene Carroll
The Ghost Chamber
Joined 14 Mar '15 Moves 28727 I now have a stepladder, because my real ladder left when I was a kid.
Overlook Hotel
Joined 04 Feb '11 Moves 46813 @torunn said
Bi-sexual would make things so much easier. πIt would. If you wanted sex you could just go out and buy it π π
Overlook Hotel
Joined 04 Feb '11 Moves 46813 @ghost-of-a-duke said
I now have a stepladder, because my real ladder left when I was a kid.Thats a cracker !
My Kingdom fora Pawn
Joined 09 Jan '19 Moves 18565 What do you call bears with no ears?
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