A 60 year old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception. His friends are quite jealous and in a quiet moment one of them asks him how did he land such a hot 23 year old beauty? “Simple,” grins the millionaire, “I faked my age." His friends are really amazed and ask him how much he said. "Well", he replied. "I said I was 87!"
There's this new children's book, apparently, about Schoedinger's cat and Pavlov's dog being friends. I thought I'd buy it for my neighbour's child, so I went to the book shop and asked the woman behind the counter whether they had it in stock. She said probably, it did ring a bell, but she didn't know where it was.
Man runs into a bank, goes to the teller and says;
'This is a cock - up'
Bank teller says;
'Don't you mean a stick - up?'
Man says;
'No, it's a cock - up, I forgot the gun.'
@indonesia-philsaid Man runs into a bank, goes to the teller and says;
'This is a cock - up'
Bank teller says;
'Don't you mean a stick - up?'
Man says;
'No, it's a cock - up, I forgot the gun.'
A dentist near where I live has just been arrested for drug dealing.
I had been going to him for over 20 years and never even realised he was a dentist.
@the-gravediggersaid A dentist near where I live has just been arrested for drug dealing.
I had been going to him for over 20 years and never even realised he was a dentist.
LOL.....Sounds like a true story rather than a joke! 🙂 You just never know!