1. SubscriberEarl of Trumps
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    Does diarrhea run in your family?
  2. SubscriberPianoman1
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    Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
  3. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    My least favourite colour is purple.

    I dislike it more than red and blue combined.
  4. SubscriberEarl of Trumps
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    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    My least favourite colour is purple.

    I dislike it more than red and blue combined.
    do bad jokes run in your family? 🙂
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    People should ease up on hassling billionaires, some of them are under enormous pressure.
  6. Subscribermoonbus
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    @divegeester said
    People should ease up on hassling billionaires, some of them are under enormous pressure.
    Especially when they hit rock bottom.
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    @moonbus said
    Especially when they hit rock bottom.
    New discovery

    Even after all these years the Titanic’s swimming pool is still full of water.
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    After a long night of making love, Danny rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans, and searched for his lighter.

    Unable to find it, he asked Shiela if she had one at hand.

    She replied: "There might be some matches in the top drawer."

    He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed photo of another man.

    Naturally, Danny began to worry. He asked nervously: "Is this your husband?"

    She replied, "No, silly", snuggling up to him.

    He asked: "Your boyfriend, then?"

    She said: "No, not at all", nibbling at his ear.

    "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered Danny.

    Calmly, Shiela replied: "Honey, that's me before the operation."
  9. Subscriberrookie54online
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    noah kept the honeybees in the ark hives
  10. SubscriberEarl of Trumps
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    .

    I'm going to start wearing all black now, so I can fit in with all the other non-conformists
  11. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    My wife dated a clown before she started going out with me.

    I had some pretty big shoes to fill.
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    Hacker: "I have all your passwords."
    Me: "OMG thank you! What are they?"
  13. SubscriberPonderable
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    A man walks into a pub and asks the bar tender for the WiFi password.
    The bar tender replies "You have to buy a drink first"
    So the man buys a Coke.
    "Ok now what's the WiFi password?"
    The bar tender replies "you have to buy a drink first, all lower case, no spaces"
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    A Scotsman walks into a pub and says, “The sign outside says free WiFi.”

    The bartender says, “Yes, that’s right.”

    Scotsman, “Great, I’ll have two.”
  15. SubscriberEarl of Trumps
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    ,

    Q: What should you do to keep dogs away from you on your walk or run?

    A: Bring a vacuum cleaner with you
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