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    The Kremlin often claimed that Russia had the second strongest military in the world. And many believed it. Today, many see the Russian military as the second strongest in Ukraine.

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    @fmf said
    The Kremlin often claimed that Russia had the second strongest military in the world. And many believed it. Today, many see the Russian military as the second strongest in Ukraine.

    ~ Anthony Blinken
    True. The strongest army in Ukraine is NATO.
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