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Joined 16 Aug '15 Moves 1245 Mobius strip
In mathematics, a Möbius strip, Möbius band, or Möbius loop is a surface that can be formed by attaching the ends of a strip of paper together with a half-twist. Wikipedia
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Joined 09 Mar '08 Moves 200982 i wrote a dozen chapstick jokes and deleted them all
i'm too dang slutty for this chatroom
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Joined 09 Mar '08 Moves 200982 in the springtime
you cain't plant flowers
if you haven't botany
Joined 28 Oct '05 Moves 34587 My boss asked me why I only get sick on workdays.
"I dunno. It must be my weekend immune system".
Joined 28 Oct '05 Moves 34587 Next Monday we start Diarrhoea Awareness Week. Runs until Friday.
Joined 28 Oct '05 Moves 34587 The Kremlin often claimed that Russia had the second strongest military in the world. And many believed it. Today, many see the Russian military as the second strongest in Ukraine.
~ Anthony Blinken
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Joined 04 Feb '11 Moves 46745 @fmf said
The Kremlin often claimed that Russia had the second strongest military in the world. And many believed it. Today, many see the Russian military as the second strongest in Ukraine.
~ Anthony BlinkenTrue. The strongest army in Ukraine is NATO.
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Joined 04 Feb '11 Moves 46745 My doctor told me he would have to operate and there was only a 50% chance of survival. I told him to do the operation twice.
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Joined 04 Feb '11 Moves 46745 My doctor told me I needed to relax more. He said drink 2 pints of beer after a hot bath. But I couldn't even drink the hot bath.
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Joined 04 Feb '11 Moves 46745 My doctor told me I had one year to live. So I shot him and the judge gave me 15 years.
Joined 16 Aug '15 Moves 1245 Dave Brubeck:: Hey Joe, i got a new tune, here's the charts.
Joe Morello: What's up with the time signature? 4/4.. What's that even sound like?
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Joined 14 Mar '15 Moves 28711 I’ve trained my dog to go and fetch me a bottle of wine.
He’s a Bordeaux collie.
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Joined 14 Mar '15 Moves 28711 Why is water heavier than butane?
Because butane is a lighter fluid.
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Joined 09 May '08 Moves 279246 I changed my iPad’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
Joined 14 Mar '04 Moves 175806 There’s a new restaurant in our town. It’s called Karma. There’s no menu. You get what you deserve.😲
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