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When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive.

It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.


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So, it turns out I'm completely colour blind. The diagnosis came right out of the purple.


How can you tell which rabbits are getting old?

Look for the grey hares



hehehe, that was actually pretty funny

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive.

It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.
TU from me Ghost,

I relayed your joke to my younger sister and a good friend. I received the following replies:

<<All us younger brothers have been there. Although, in my case, it took a different form. A circus came to a neighbouring town. That town and mine were separated by an extensive wooded area. Anthony [name not changed to implicate the guilty] and his best friend were annoyed by me (the fat little brother) tagging along when they went into the woods to go tree climbing. I couldn't climb the tree they were up so they decided to have some fun and started discussing the news that a man-eating tiger had escaped from the nearby circus and might be in the wood where we were. I (probably aged 7) listened with increasing alarm and eventually hysterical panic. I burst into tears and fled for home tripping, being scratched by brambles and arrived home in a state of gibbering terror from which I had only partially recovered by the time I went to university.>>

<<I have a friend in Homer [Alaska] whose older brother told her that rubbing cow patties on her face would get rid of the freckles. It didn’t work. Her grandpa had to tell her. That it was a mean joke.>>


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i went to the library and asked for a book on pavlov's dog and schrodinger's cat
the librarian said it rung a bell but wasn't sure if it was there or not


The doctor has given me two months to live...


I've chosen August and December, because I like summer but don't want to miss Christmas.

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It seems strange to be the same age as people that are old πŸ€”


A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.


One benefit of old age is that your secrets are always safe with your friends … because they can’t remember them.


Doctor: We got your test results back.
Me: Did I pass?
Doctor: You will soon.


Old man goes to doctor with his son.

Nurse: Ok, we will need a blood sample, a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample.
Old Man: What she say,,,?
Son: Just leave a pair of your underwear, dad.

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Whats the difference between love and marriage?

Love is blind and marriage is an eye-opener!

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