Jokes

I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet?

l asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don't know either.

Would a transgender ladybug have previously been considered a gentlemanbug?

@ktadaddy said
Would a transgender ladybug have previously been considered a gentlemanbug?

So, discovered a lion in my wardrobe this morning and bravely challenged why he was there.

He replied coldly, "Narnia business."

Patient: Doctor! It hurts when I press here [presses index finger to elbow].

Doctor: uh-huh.

Patient: Doctor! It hurts when I press here [presses index finger to knee].

Doctor: uh-huh.

Patient: Doctor! It hurts when I press here [presses index finger to collar bone].

Doctor: uh-huh.

Patient: Doctor! It hurts when I press here [presses index finger to forehead].

Doctor: uh-huh.

Patient: Doctor! Whatever is the matter with me?

Doctor: Your finger's broken.

Paging @roma45 -- If you have any good jokes at the ready, this thread could sure use some. 😉

once upon a time
i created the perfect joke
then i tried to make it rhyme
dammit

Really gets my goat when I go round someone's house and they make me take my shoes off at the front door. 9 times out of 10 they don't even have a bouncy castle.

@Arkturos said
Paging @roma45 -- If you have any good jokes at the ready, this thread could sure use some. 😉

Q: - What method of birth control is a favorite amongst lumberjacks?

A: - Logarythm

@Earl-of-Trumps said
Q: - What method of birth control is a favorite amongst lumberjacks?

A: - Logarythm

I changed my phone’s name to Titanic.🤔
It’s syncing now.😲

Do you know if Oceangate takes part in the Reddit protests?

I can't find their sub.

@Torunn said
A woman was recommended by her doctor to have an orange as the perfect contraceptive. The woman was happy, it sounded easy. "Before or after intercourse", she asked. The doctor said: "Instead of".

A woman once had a dalliance with a guy from Champagne and eventually became pregnant.

Luckily for her, the kid popped out like a cork.