@Ghost-of-a-Duke saidThere is a shipwreck ion the Nile and the Crocodiles begin to come inot the water.
Can I still impress you with a joke about the Titanic?
Or has that ship sailed?
Says one tourist to another: "The steamer was a wreck when we started, but their life-boats seem to be from Lacoste (R)."
@Ghost-of-a-Duke saidWell, you scuttled that joke.
Can I still impress you with a joke about the Titanic?
Or has that ship sailed?
An elderly man was stopped by a policeman when he was out walking at 2 am. The policeman asked where the man was headed at that time of night.
The man replies: I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse, its effect on the human body and the negative influence of smoking and staying up late at night.
The policeman: Really, and who gives such a lecture at this hour, in the middle of the night?
The man: my wife will.
A physicist, a chemist, and a statistician walk into an office to discover the trash can is on fire.
The physicist announces "We must put the garbage can in the fridge so that the temperature will be below the ignition temperature and therefore put itself out!"
The chemist replies "No, we must cover the garbage can so that the fire consumes all of the oxygen and, in the absence of reactants, can no longer continue!"
Meanwhile, the two turn around to find that the statistician is running around the room setting everything else on fire. "What the hell are you doing??"
"Getting a proper sample size!"
@Ponderable saidWhile the philosophy student just stares at it, wondering, “do we really know what the nature of fire is ?”
A physicist, a chemist, and a statistician walk into an office to discover the trash can is on fire.
The physicist announces "We must put the garbage can in the fridge so that the temperature will be below the ignition temperature and therefore put itself out!"
The chemist replies "No, we must cover the garbage can so that the fire consumes all of the oxygen and, i ...[text shortened]... setting everything else on fire. "What the hell are you doing??"
"Getting a proper sample size!"
And Donald says, “we will have the greatest trash can fire, ever!” and hires Elon to dismiss the fire dept.
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