Jokes

Changed the ringtone on my alarm to the hokey cokey.

Took me 20-minutes to get out of bed.

@Torunn said
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

How many Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb?
None - He says he’s done it and they all stand around in the dark applauding him.

Here is a wonderful piece that we love about Norwegian humour and language:

YouTube

I remember my first encounter with computers... 🙂

this is not a chess joke
this is a chess reality

xkcd.com/3082

@Torunn said
Here is a wonderful piece that we love about Norwegian humour and language:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQHX-SjgQvQ

I remember my first encounter with computers... 🙂

My mate Dave has one leg and works in a brewery.

He's in charge of the hops.

What do you use to find your golf ball?
A lie detector.

Cheech and Chong broke up.😲
Now they are fighting over joint custody.🤔😉👍

I cleaned my glasses today and discovered that I have been staying with another family since last Sunday. 🙂

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

Fruit joke/magic trick:
One apple is simply an apple, add a second apple and…PRESTO… now you have a pear.🤔😲

so there's this canadian guy going ice fishing
he's got his lil hut, his fishing line, bait, and ice saw
he begins to cut a hole in the ice
a voice calls from the wilderness, "there are no fish under the ice"
well, he's impressed
he moves his hut ten feet over and begins to cut a hole in the ice
a voice calls out from the wilderness, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"
he looks around and asks, "are you god?"
the voice from the wilderness answers him

"no, i am the hockey rink manager"

Then there was the woman that backed into a fan.
Disaster!!

Can I still impress you with a joke about the Titanic?

Or has that ship sailed?