Jokes

@Earl-of-Trumps said
Q: - What method of birth control is a favorite amongst lumberjacks?

A: - Logarythm

I went to a restaurant in Iceland and asked for the menu
The waiter said sorry we don’t have a menu but I can tell you what is on today
We have whale stew, whale curry whale burgers and Vera Lynn
What is Vera Lynn I asked
Whale meet again said the waiter

I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job.

But when I got home all the signs were there.

There’s just something about the clitoris... I can’t quite put my finger on it.

A Southern (US) woman is on business in a northern city when she suddenly needs some tampax.
She didn't know which to buy so she asked the druggist. He responded by asking, "How's your flow?"
Woman: My what...?
Druggist: How is your flow, your flow...?
Woman, taps the floor with her foot and says: Linoleum, it's linoleum

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Nice man, nice joke

I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink last night. I’m in the hospital now, waiting to be seen.

@Torunn said
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3OFI7dyceU0

Nice man, nice joke

When I asked if the Scottish horses if they’d responded to the poll they said, “neigh”.

Never knew much about Ronald Reagan, but he had humor, warm eyes and a kind expression in his face.

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Golfer: The doctors says I can’t play golf😢
Caddie: Oh, he’s played with you too, eh?😲

Worst pickup line.
Guy to girl in bar…”Did a star fall out of the sky? Because I can see Uranus”.🤔😲

A wiseman, once told his wife…nothing. Because he was a wise man. 🤔😲😉

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.