@shallow-bluesaid Well... they're non-trinitarians. Whether their highly idiosyncratic beliefs also qualify as unitarian-with-a-lower-case-u is debatable (and I'd go even further, but let's not, here). What they certainly are not is Unitarian-with-a-capital-U, that is, members of one of the officially so called Unitarian Churches.
OK, that wasn't funny. As penance, here is a joke from ...[text shortened]... the pope wear swimming trunks in the shower? Because he doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.
The five-year old boy was watching his aunt tending to her three-month old baby, using baby powder on his bottom.
"Don't worry about it, our puppy also has fleas."
Joe went to a particular unsavory place to enjoy women company.
But his mother found out about it, and confronted him.
"And what did you see there which wasn't meant for your eyes??"
"Dad!"
@shallow-bluesaid Because of the point, or because of the joke?
Because of the point. I should not have used the upper case U since that wasn't what I meant. I should have used the lower case u. There are Unitarian churches. I didn't mean to say they were one of them. But they certainly do not believe in the Trinity. AFAIK, they do not consider Jesus a deity at all, and certainly not the Holy Spirit.
Always wear underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the local paper comes this story of a Brisbane couple who drove their car to the shopping centre, only to have their car break down in the car park. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis.
Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward and quickly put her hand up his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by watching.
The RACQ mechanic however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
@great-big-steessaid Always wear underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the local paper comes this story of a Brisbane couple who drove their car to the shopping centre, only to have their car break down in the car park. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near th ...[text shortened]... s standing idly by watching.
The RACQ mechanic however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
Jokes
20 Jun '19 02:08
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