Jokes

Read on facebook:
"My husband says I'm in here every 20 seconds and he won't put up with it any more. We have quarrelled and he gave an ultimatum - him or the fb-group.
So I'll be offline for a couple of minutes while I'm packing his bags and calling a taxi. See you soon."

@torunn said
Read on facebook:
"My husband says I'm in here every 20 seconds and he won't put up with it any more. We have quarrelled and he gave an ultimatum - him or the fb-group.
So I'll be offline for a couple of minutes while I'm packing his bags and calling a taxi. See you soon."

LOL....I hope it was a joke! 😉

-VR

@torunn said
Read on facebook:
"My husband says I'm in here every 20 seconds and he won't put up with it any more. We have quarrelled and he gave an ultimatum - him or the fb-group.
So I'll be offline for a couple of minutes while I'm packing his bags and calling a taxi. See you soon."

That is ridiculous.
You can't pack in a couple of minutes!

@wolfgang59 said
That is ridiculous.
You can't pack in a couple of minutes!

🙂

@wolfgang59 said
That is ridiculous.
You can't pack in a couple of minutes!

Unless of course she wasn't packing much for him to take with him! 😉

-VR

@wolfgang59 said
That is ridiculous.
You can't pack in a couple of minutes!

A man packing for himself takes half an hour.

A woman packing for herself takes half a day.

A man packing for a woman takes the same half hour.

A woman packing for a man takes half a minute.

@pawnpaw said
Why couldn't Paddy's last wish to be buried at sea, not fulfilled?
The gravediggers kept drowning...

They were my friends and colleagues, sob.

Boss to blonde secretary:" what's the name of our company?"
She says:"Push!"
Boss:"What! What makes you think that!?"
"Helloo! It says so on our front door!"

@pawnpaw said
Boss to blonde secretary:" what's the name of our company?"
She says:"Push!"
Boss:"What! What makes you think that!?"
"Helloo! It says so on our front door!"

Man that is an "OLD ONE"!!!!

-VR

A horse walks into the barroom and right up to the bar. The tender says, "So, why the long face?" ------------

Father O'Malley takes Rabi Rabinowitz to his first boxing match, ringside. Just before the fight, one boxer blesses himself.
Looking perplexed, Rabi Rabinowitz said, "Father O'Malley, what does that mean?", as he imitated the boxer.
Father O'Malley said, "Not a damn thing if he don't know how to box!"

Peace, Love, Dove 😍

@pawnpaw said
Boss to blonde secretary:" what's the name of our company?"
She says:"Push!"
Boss:"What! What makes you think that!?"
"Helloo! It says so on our front door!"

Blonde jokes are great!

What do you call the brunette sitting between two blondes? Interpreter

The blonde begged the policeman not to give her a speeding ticket, and said that she would do anything for him!
So the policeman smiled, pulled down his zipper and displayed his HeHummm….
The blonde said, "Oh no! not another breathalyzer 😳 "

How do you leave a blonde hanging?

@earl-of-trumps said
Blonde jokes are great!

What do you call the brunette sitting between two blondes? Interpreter

The blonde begged the policeman not to give her a speeding ticket, and said that she would do anything for him!
So the policeman smiled, pulled down his zipper and displayed his HeHummm….
The blonde said, "Oh no! not another breathalyzer 😳 "

How do you leave a blonde hanging?

EoT, talk about being prejudice...!

How do you say dwarf in Chinese?
- Tai Nee

Why don't ants ever get sick?

Because they have little anty bodies.

@torunn said
EoT, talk about being prejudice...!

I know. my bad lol.

BTW, do Swedes tell blonde jokes? Just wondering 🙂
And if you have any American jokes, fore away! We don't have any over here