Let's write a story together...

Originally posted by redbadger
she looked totally shagged, and walked with a severe limp.......

she was totally shagged - as was the man whose severe limp she was walking with.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
she was totally shagged - as was the man whose severe limp she was walking with.

Not surprisingly, Bobby couldn't stop laughing. It was like something he'd experienced back in the mid 60s on one of his LSD "trips".

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Not surprisingly, Bobby couldn't stop laughing. It was like something he'd experienced back in the mid 60s on one of his LSD "trips".

And for some reason, Woody Allen movies came to mind. He really thought cloning the dictator from his nose was inspired.

Then Obama woke up from one of many psychotic dreams only to find himself in soaked sheets.

Originally posted by whodey
Then Obama woke up from one of many psychotic dreams only to find himself in soaked sheets.

With Michelle standing over him saying, "You said if you didn't wake up to throw water on ya but I refused to do it naked."

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
With Michelle standing over him saying, "You said if you didn't wake up to throw water on ya but I refused to do it naked."

To which Obama said, "My last trannie didn't do it, why do you?"

Originally posted by whodey
To which Obama said, "My last trannie didn't do it, why do you?"

She looked at him with fire in her eyes and said, "Other trannies? OK look Borax or whatever your name is what's up with that?"

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
She looked at him with fire in her eyes and said, "Other trannies? OK look Borax or whatever your name is what's up with that?"

Lost for words Obama started idly playing with the remote control. His finger hovered over the button marked Iran.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
Lost for words Obama started idly playing with the remote control. His finger hovered over the button marked Iran.

He missed and accidentally punching the one labeled Cuba, then

Originally posted by sonhouse
He missed and accidentally punching the one labeled Cuba, then

Poof, and there it was...gone.

Then Syria, poof, it was gone, then Iraq, poof, it was gone, then poof Saudia Arabia, it was gone, the poof North Korea, it was gone, the poof Pakistaon, it was gone, the poof the Sudan, it was gone, the poof Libya, it was gone.

Obama then was awarded another Nobel peace prize.

Originally posted by whodey
Then Syria, poof, it was gone, then Iraq, poof, it was gone, then poof Saudia Arabia, it was gone, the poof North Korea, it was gone, the poof Pakistaon, it was gone, the poof the Sudan, it was gone, the poof Libya, it was gone.

Obama then was awarded another Nobel peace prize.

And he put it at the other end of his collection of "How to" books saying," Look Joe (VP Biden), see they are useful."

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
And he put it at the other end of his collection of "How to" books saying," Look Joe (VP Biden), see they are useful."

Joe responds, "Useful to burn that is, you taught me that. Hey, lets burn another copy of the Constitution on top of the Bible like we did yesterday."

Originally posted by whodey
Joe responds, "Useful to burn that is, you taught me that. Hey, lets burn another copy of the Constitution on top of the Bible like we did yesterday."

and so another day in the white house came to an end, The world police had done a fine job killing many in the name of peace.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
So Hel changed his strategy and said that if he, Don Patrone, got involved he'd spill the beans.

They all went to bed ... the night was dark and stormy.