Let's write a story together...

Originally posted by lemon lime
... the man who had once been a boy growing up on a small farm in Kansas.

Jeb Fallwell is that you?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Jeb Fallwell is that you?

Yep... who are you? I'm a lookin' for the girl what found a bright shiny stone. You her?

Originally posted by lemon lime
Yep... who are you? I'm a lookin' for the girl what found a bright shiny stone. You her?

sorry LL the girl with the shiney stone died from radiation poisoning.

Originally posted by redbadger
sorry LL the girl with the shiney stone died from radiation poisoning.

Jeb doesn't know that. You wanna tell him?

Originally posted by lemon lime
Jeb doesn't know that. You wanna tell him?

BTW his name used to be Frank, but don't call him by that name... he's still sore about something that happened when he was a kid.

Originally posted by lemon lime
BTW his name used to be Frank, but don't call him by that name... he's still sore about something that happened when he was a kid.

Sore? That's an understatement. I heard he killed two guys who mistakenly said, "Can I be frank with you?"

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Sore? That's an understatement. I heard he killed two guys who mistakenly said, "Can I be frank with you?"

apparently I used to be called Vince but that's another story.

Originally posted by redbadger
apparently I used to be called Vince but that's another story.

"Apparently"? Were you or weren't you?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
"Apparently"? Were you or weren't you?

in reality no vince was someone's alter ego but not mine alas.

Originally posted by redbadger
in reality no vince was someone's alter ego but not mine alas.

Well then, how can you be Frank to me after all that?

Originally posted by sonhouse
Well then, how can you be Frank to me after all that?

I think his actual name is Red Frank Badger but "normally", in real life goes by Frank as there are sooooo many Reds out there...especially those with either a ruddy complexion or orange hair. Well that's what I think anyway.😲🙄😉

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
I think his actual name is Red Frank Badger but "normally", in real life goes by Frank as there are sooooo many Reds out there...especially those with either a ruddy complexion or orange hair. Well that's what I think anyway.😲🙄😉

Meanwhile back at Southfork Bobby's searching for his duds not realising Frank is hiding under the bed and Vince is in the wardrobe

Originally posted by redbadger
Meanwhile back at Southfork Bobby's searching for his duds not realising Frank is hiding under the bed and Vince is in the wardrobe

Bobby says to Ellie, "Do you smell Old Spice?" Vince comes out, blasting away with his 9mm yelling, "Frank you stupid twit now look what you made me do. Old Spice, really?""

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Bobby says to Ellie, "Do you smell Old Spice?" Vince comes out, blasting away with his 9mm yelling, "Frank you stupid twit now look what you made me do. Old Spice, really?""

Yes it was Old Spice ... or Geri Halliwell as she preferred - who emerged from under the bed.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
Yes it was Old Spice ... or Geri Halliwell as she preferred - who emerged from under the bed.

she looked totally shagged, and walked with a severe limp.......