Originally posted by Great Big Stees
So Hel changed his strategy and said that if he, Don Patrone, got involved he'd spill the beans.

The beans were spilled, and Grampy put an end to this really silly thread.

-m.

Originally posted by mikelom
The beans were spilled, and Grampy put an end to this really silly thread.

-m.

Dan sucked up the beans with his bean hoover (registered trade mark) and placed them back in the can, which he welded shut. He placed them back in the kitchen cupboard behind the pot noodles. No one would ever notice the difference.

Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
Dan sucked up the beans with his bean hoover (registered trade mark) and placed them back in the can, which he welded shut. He placed them back in the kitchen cupboard behind the pot noodles. No one would ever notice the difference.

He did include a micro GPS so his buddies in the former Soviet Union could scan the plans to the new fusion generator for cars. He left and shortly afterwards the spy showed up and grabbed the can with the plans hidden inside.

Originally posted by sonhouse
He did include a micro GPS so his buddies in the former Soviet Union could scan the plans to the new fusion generator for cars. He left and shortly afterwards the spy showed up and grabbed the can with the plans hidden inside.

But he grabbed the wrong can, and ran off to present an ordinary can of methane producing beans to his superiors...

Originally posted by lemon lime
But he grabbed the wrong can, and ran off to present an ordinary can of methane producing beans to his superiors...

The Russkie boffins opened the can then gently heated the contents over a Bunsen burner.....

Originally posted by redbadger
The Russkie boffins opened the can then gently heated the contents over a Bunsen burner.....

While cooking the beans they enjoyed more than a fair share of vodka and exchanging stories of their escapades as KGB members, not noticing the bean can bubbling over spilling the beans on the counter's top.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
While cooking the beans they enjoyed more than a fair share of vodka and exchanging stories of their escapades as KGB members, not noticing the bean can bubbling over spilling the beans on the counter's top.

And that's how the U.S. went on to win the cold war... because the KGB got drunk and spilled the beans.

The whole world saw it happen on closed circuit TV and pointed and laughed, but this made the KGB vewy vewy angry, so they vowed to create their own unique blend of genetically modified beans that could grow and would grow and did grow to the size of enlarged prostates in very cold climates without soil or sunlight.

Their plan was to flood the market with these gigantic beans to intimidate the Chinese into thinking Russians were giants who could easily step over the great wall and into their country and stomp on them. Meanwhile, at another farmhouse in Kansas, a little bitty girl found a bright shiny shone that made a funny hissing sound...

Originally posted by lemon lime
And that's how the U.S. went on to win the cold war... because the KGB got drunk and spilled the beans.

The whole world saw it happen on closed circuit TV and pointed and laughed, but this made the KGB vewy vewy angry, so they vowed to create their own unique blend of genetically modified beans that could grow and would grow and did grow to the size of ...[text shortened]... use in Kansas, a little bitty girl found a bright shiny shone that made a funny hissing sound...

a bright shiny shone is as everyone knows red indian for a prism. why is was hissing made the little bitty girl curious and the degree in astrogeology that she had received only months before might come in quite useful.

Originally posted by redbadger
a bright shiny shone is as everyone knows red indian for a prism. why is was hissing made the little bitty girl curious and the degree in astrogeology that she had received only months before might come in quite useful.

She saw instantly someone had made a mistake getting the wrong can and traced back to the old house where the right can was, just as she was getting ready to grab it,

Originally posted by sonhouse
She saw instantly someone had made a mistake getting the wrong can and traced back to the old house where the right can was, just as she was getting ready to grab it,

the shiney shone exploded and cosmic light bathed the girl in golden light

Originally posted by redbadger
the shiney shone exploded and cosmic light bathed the girl in golden light

She said, 'thanks for the tan'.

Originally posted by sonhouse
She said, 'thanks for the tan'.

But quite quickly, her glamorous Nescafé Gold colour started becoming brighter. First her feet, shining like 2 gold nuggets, then up the legs, the glow took over upwards and in seconds, she was a walking flame.

Originally posted by Tabitha Marshall
But quite quickly, her glamorous Nescafé Gold colour started becoming brighter. First her feet, shining like 2 gold nuggets, then up the legs, the glow took over upwards and in seconds, she was a walking flame.

so as Pamela Ewing woke that morning with Bobby beside her she realised it was just a bad story.

Originally posted by redbadger
so as Pamela Ewing woke that morning with Bobby beside her she realised it was just a bad story.

Bobby, not agreeing said, "Excuse me but what are you doing in my bed and where's my clothing?"

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Bobby, not agreeing said, "Excuse me but what are you doing in my bed and where's my clothing?"

just at that moment in burst miss Ellie who swiftly realised she was on the wrong set and 25 years to late.