Originally posted by sonhouse Ellie, running into Woody Allen on the way out, started crying her heart out, and Woody said, there there, it's not THAT bad, come up to my place.....
Ellie said, "Hang on a moment. don't I know you from somewhere? Oh ya didn't you marry your wife's daughter?"
Originally posted by redbadger realised I had left the Bunsen burner on.
I saw the burner was about to set a periodic table on fire so I aimed some of my puke onto the burner putting it out, but that resulted in gas coming out which
Originally posted by sonhouse I saw the burner was about to set a periodic table on fire so I aimed some of my puke onto the burner putting it out, but that resulted in gas coming out which
spread fire on a stable of dictionaries next to Bunsen burner, destroying the postmodern irony that he could only there find the definition of that burning object.
Originally posted by vandervelde spread fire on a stable of dictionaries next to Bunsen burner, destroying the postmodern irony that he could only there find the definition of that burning object.
Chapter II
With the burner and the books burned, the walking flame, the darty bum, the husband who was not longer such but now a son in law, Ellie wondered what would come up next.
Originally posted by Tabitha Marshall Chapter II
With the burner and the books burned, the walking flame, the darty bum, the husband who was not longer such but now a son in law, Ellie wondered what would come up next.
She didn't have to wait long because when she turned around to see what the noise was, standing there in the doorway was...
Originally posted by Great Big Stees She didn't have to wait long because when she turned around to see what the noise was, standing there in the doorway was...
... the man who had once been a boy growing up on a small farm in Kansas.
16 Aug '14 19:37
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