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  1. Standard memberSeitse
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    09 Aug '14 15:25
    It was a dark and stormy night.
  2. SubscriberBigDoggProblem
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    09 Aug '14 15:31
    His glass eye had fallen out, and had rolled down the street. He despaired of digging throught all that muck to find it.
  3. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    09 Aug '14 16:051 edit
    Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.
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    09 Aug '14 16:47
    Playing in an irrigation ditch, the boy-- Frank by name -- uncovered a glass eye, and wondered how it got there.
  5. Standard memberlemon lime
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    09 Aug '14 21:33
    Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
    Playing in an irrigation ditch, the boy-- Frank by name -- uncovered a glass eye, and wondered how it got there.
    ... and then he farted.
  6. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    09 Aug '14 23:31
    Originally posted by lemon lime
    ... and then he farted.
    "A fart by any other name would smell as sweet" said Ryan, the local poet.
  7. rebel city
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    09 Aug '14 23:391 edit
    Originally posted by wolfgang59
    "A fart by any other name would smell as sweet" said Ryan, the local poet.
    Who immediately realised they were talking about a dart that accidently hit Frank's bottom.
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    10 Aug '14 00:50
    Originally posted by Tabitha Marshall
    Who immediately realised they were talking about a dart that accidently hit Frank's bottom.
    Frank cried out, "Ouch!"
  9. SubscriberBigDoggProblem
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    10 Aug '14 06:10
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    Frank cried out, "Ouch!"
    The assassin cursed under his breath as the fat boy collapsed and farm hands rushed to his aid. Three failures in the last three attempts. The Guild didn't forgive that level of incompetence.
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    10 Aug '14 11:11
    Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
    The assassin cursed under his breath as the fat boy collapsed and farm hands rushed to his aid. Three failures in the last three attempts. The Guild didn't forgive that level of incompetence.
    Hel was contacted to remove the incompetents, a lesson for the others that will be costly but absolutely needed.
  11. rebel city
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    10 Aug '14 11:56
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    Hel was contacted to remove the incompetents, a lesson for the others that will be costly but absolutely needed.
    They decided to have a meeting to discuss their incompetence at all levels and specially why the dart reached the wrong target.
  12. Standard memberredbadger
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    10 Aug '14 13:06
    Originally posted by Tabitha Marshall
    They decided to have a meeting to discuss their incompetence at all levels and specially why the dart reached the wrong target.
    a cleaner was brought in from Chicago the Mob needed this mess sorted....and fast.
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    11 Aug '14 00:49
    Originally posted by redbadger
    a cleaner was brought in from Chicago the Mob needed this mess sorted....and fast.
    Hel contacted the don of the Chicago mob, Don Patrone, and said that if he or any of his gumbahs tried anything he, Hel, would personally see to it that Patrone would never again enjoy the company of the fairer sex.
  14. Standard memberredbadger
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    11 Aug '14 14:55
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    Hel contacted the don of the Chicago mob, Don Patrone, and said that if he or any of his gumbahs tried anything he, Hel, would personally see to it that Patrone would never again enjoy the company of the fairer sex.
    Hel just didn't understand Don Patrone and his sexual Dependencies the fact that he played for the away team never entered his head.
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    11 Aug '14 15:59
    Originally posted by redbadger
    Hel just didn't understand Don Patrone and his sexual Dependencies the fact that he played for the away team never entered his head.
    So Hel changed his strategy and said that if he, Don Patrone, got involved he'd spill the beans.
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