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Originally posted by Phlabibit
😠

*slams shoe on desk.
*smacks King Phil with an armoured gaultlet across the face (Robinhood: Men in Tights style)*

You ready to dance King Phil?

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This is a warning for those countries that have taken my lands. The GM has released a special option (only to me) of buying "invincibility potions" for 10$ apiece. This means that one of your units will be undefeatable for 6 turns.

This coming season you will return Minsk, Volodymir, Zodzina and Mazyr to me; the season thereafter, you will return to me Moscowy, Smolensk and Shostka. You will also directly remove your troops from there.

If you do not meet my demands, I will march on your capital in a few seasons. My wrath shall be sweet.

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Originally posted by KnightWulfe
no1 -

I was simply giving you amply opportunity to make ready so you cannot cry foul or unfair or sneak attack when Venice does fall.

So again - Make ready defenders of Venice. It will be a bloody battle to rival the soon to be legendary battle of Swabia.
Didn't you already give this speech about two months ago??

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Originally posted by no1marauder
Didn't you already give this speech about two months ago??
No

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Originally posted by KnightWulfe
No
Wasn't the Republic totally defeated after Turn 4?? Didn't the entry of Poles three turns ago seal my doom?? Are you ever going to grow the ballsz to actually attack?? You've been sitting outside Venice with superior forces for 8 turns; DO SOMETHING, loud mouth.

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Originally posted by KnightWulfe
*smacks King Phil with an armoured gaultlet across the face (Robinhood: Men in Tights style)*

You ready to dance King Phil?
The question is, "Are you ready for me to dance?"

http://www.rhp15.com/Avatar/DNBD1.gif

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
The question is, "Are you ready for [b]me to dance?"

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I wish I could dance like that: Venetians got no rhythm.😞

Can you put a little King Phil head on the dancer? The Pope would be sooooooooo happy.

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These incompetent administrators are claiming I owe them like six bucks even though I just paid them money on March 20. Bastards. They may take my crown due to their own incompetence.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
These incompetent administrators are claiming I owe them like six bucks even though I just paid them money on March 20. Bastards. They may take my crown due to their own incompetence.
They don't call it 'Medieval Dips' for nothing.

P-

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Originally posted by schakuhr
This is a warning for those countries that have taken my lands. The GM has released a special option (only to me) of buying "invincibility potions" for 10$ apiece. This means that one of your units will be undefeatable for 6 turns.

This coming season you will return Minsk, Volodymir, Zodzina and Mazyr to me; the season thereafter, you will return to me M ...[text shortened]... o not meet my demands, I will march on your capital in a few seasons. My wrath shall be sweet.
The Mongols have V-2 rockets and submarines..the Khan can probably wait you out.

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Originally posted by no1marauder
Wasn't the Republic totally defeated after Turn 4?? Didn't the entry of Poles three turns ago seal my doom?? Are you ever going to grow the ballsz to actually attack?? You've been sitting outside Venice with superior forces for 8 turns; DO SOMETHING, loud mouth.
Believe it or not, not everyone marches to your drum.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
These incompetent administrators are claiming I owe them like six bucks even though I just paid them money on March 20. Bastards. They may take my crown due to their own incompetence.
Are they charging you royalty fees on both games?

It would be a shame if they are since you obviously have no use for that status in one of your games.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Believe it or not, not everyone marches to your drum.
I've selected a nice funeral march for ya, Princess Dimwit.

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Originally posted by KnightWulfe
no1 -

I was simply giving you amply opportunity to make ready so you cannot cry foul or unfair or sneak attack when Venice does fall.

So again - Make ready defenders of Venice. It will be a bloody battle to rival the soon to be legendary battle of Swabia.
The "legendary battle of Swabia" was won by treachery and deceit as you well know. Such tactics will not work against Italy. After 8 or 9 or 10 or whatever turns, you'll finally have to try to win a battle against foes who welcome the fight. All Europe awaits the day you will finally grow a pair and try to seize Venice; you have already forfeited any chance of winning by your ridiculous vendetta. You will either be completely destroyed, left too weak to hold it or have "your prize" pass to the Hungarians. Pretty much everybody in the game knows you've destroyed yourself.

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Originally posted by rwingett
Are they charging you royalty fees on both games?

It would be a shame if they are since you obviously have no use for that status in one of your games.
No. They just failed to receive the e-mail I sent telling them that I paid, I guess.

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