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I want to live my next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. When you get kicked out of the home for being too healthy. You spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work.
So you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.


As you get even younger, you become a kid again. You go to elementary school, you play, and have no responsibilities.

In a few years you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy. You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap.

Until finally . . ...You finish off as an orgasm.

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Would you be aware during this time of how old you were and would you have all the knowledge you had as you continue to get younger?

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What an stupid idea. What if you happen to die in your backwards life before you reach baby age?

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Originally posted by Jusuh
What an stupid idea. What if you happen to die in your backwards life before you reach baby age?
Then he wouldn't of reached his retirment age! dut-da-da!

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Originally posted by Dance Master MC
Then he wouldn't of reached his retirment age! dut-da-da!
so we have a paradox. great.

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Originally posted by Jusuh
so we have a paradox. great.
Not actually, it would be a complete reversal of the full limit of life as an individual would have lived it. And, you are guaranteed to go out with a bang, so to speak.

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You'd get less and less experienced at everything and get worse and worse at pretty much everything too.

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Originally posted by Jusuh
so we have a paradox. great.
Well, we at least have one dox. 😕

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Not actually, it would be a complete reversal of the full limit of life as an individual would have lived it. And, you are guaranteed to go out with a bang, so to speak.
Yes. so you could not kill yourself before age 0. people would be like supermen with immortality.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
My Next Life

I want to live my next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. When you get kicked out of the home for being too healthy. You spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.

Then when you start work, ...[text shortened]... ns: central heating, room service on tap.

Until finally . . ...You finish off as an orgasm.
Why?

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What would happen if you died of cancer, or some long and painful bus crash injury ? That would be some first year 😛

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
What would happen if you died of cancer, or some long and painful bus crash injury ? That would be some first year 😛
True, but you would always be getting better and your life would be ahead of you.

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My next life i will be me again....why spoil the fun!!!!

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Originally posted by Jay Joos
My next life i will be me again....why spoil the fun!!!!
why would you want to be you again? have you looked into the mirror lately?

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Originally posted by silly mctall
why would you want to be you again? have you looked into the mirror lately?
Yes and i see me!!!!! i want to be me again so i can banter with you on RHP over and over again... you amuse me!!!!!