I'd love to go back and do things over again. Not that I have any regrets, but who wouldn't love a chance to go back to the drawing board with a full compliment of tools?
School would be a joke. And I would most assuredly try and have a threesome with Mrs. Backer and Ms. Regan, my Grade 1 and 4 teachers respectively, rrrRRROWWWRR!!! Plus, I would date all my high school crushes including (but not limited to): Sarah Richardson, Sara Navkar, Adrienne Sum, Leslie Wilson, Mrs. Straker the Grade 10 Science teacher (before she had kids and got heavy), Paulene Hwang, Emily McCloud, Emily McComb, and a whole host of other girls who turned my head (pun intended). I won't even get started on University. Ahh yes, what a wonderful world this would be... 😵
EDIT: Oops! I forgot Sarah Fenton. I fell in love with her briefly in Grade 11 when we had a spare together and she wrote on my knee. She's a breakdancer in Toronto now, as evidenced by her brief appearance on an episode of The Surreal Gourmet last year. Just thought I should share.
Originally posted by PBE6you seem to be having a true banana fantasy here. 😕
I'd love to go back and do things over again. Not that I have any regrets, but who wouldn't love a chance to go back to the drawing board with a full compliment of tools?
School would be a joke. And I would most assuredly try and have a threesome with Mrs. Backer and Ms. Regan, my Grade 1 and 4 teachers respectively, rrrRRROWWWRR!!! Plus, I would date all ...[text shortened]... I won't even get started on University. Ahh yes, what a wonderful world this would be... 😵
In a few years you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy. You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap.But what if everyone lived like that who would care for you when you were a baby 😕?
Until finally . . ...You finish off as an orgasm.