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Originally posted by Nordlys
By the way, "you're".
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Originally posted by Nordlys
I like your onion. 😉
It has many layers.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I win.
it doesn't count if you're a robot and fiddle with the cello all day long.



cellobot.

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Originally posted by wormwood
it doesn't count if you're a robot and fiddle with the cello all day long.



cellobot.
Cellobot I am,
But not fiddling - celloing!
Oh sorry, wrong thread.

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Originally posted by wormwood
it doesn't count if you're a robot and fiddle with the cello all day long.



cellobot.
She spends all day with a giant instrument between her legs, i wonder about the validity of her win.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
She spends all day with a giant instrument between her legs, i wonder about the validity of her win.
Ehhh?

Edit: My apologies, I thought you were talking about me, I am male.

😏

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
And you're one of those who's idea of foreplay is washing your hand before masturbating.
id like to hit you with my baseball bat

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
id like to hit you with my baseball bat
I'd take it off you and force feed you it, you dweeb. Now treat female posters with a little more respect, and stop acting like a prat.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I'd take it off you and force feed you it, you dweeb. Now treat female posters with a little more respect, and stop acting like a prat.
LOL im not a dweeb

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I'd take it off you and force feed you it, you dweeb. Now treat female posters with a little more respect, and stop acting like a prat.
What does gender have to do with it? He should treat any posters with a little more respect.

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
LOL im not a dweeb
Would you prefer "dork" or "plonker"?

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
And you're one of those who's idea of foreplay is washing your hand before masturbating.
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it.

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Originally posted by Brother Edwin
Who is the oldest virgin on RHP?

I am a virgin at 19, thow im not a loser or anything, I could lose it any time I want I know at least two boys who are only a phone call away.
Mokko?

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Originally posted by Starrman
Mokko?
She has children ... maybe the Three Wise Men went to Canada too?

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Originally posted by reader1107
She has children ... maybe the Three Wise Men went to Canada too?
Maybe she stole them...