Originally posted by epic0002simple solution for that my friend...prior to doing your business, simply wad some tp and put into the bowl, it changes the surface tension and splash pattern. It works every time, you have my money back guarantee
dont you hate it when it drops and the water splashes straight up
Originally posted by epic0002I had one the other day that was so big I thought I was going to have to go and get a spoon to dig it out with - when I finally forced it out it was one of the biggest ones I have ever seen.
dont you hate it when its not ready to come out and you end up having to dig
Even a gay man would have had a sore arse, it was that sort of size.
I have found the scariest moment for a human being...it's when you are at a friends house at a party and have to go...like that...and after you thank the heavens there is some air freshening spray and then you flush and instead of the water going down...it comes up!
I swear you will jump around and try to do anything to stop this disaster...that is actually far beyond your control.
Dave
( who will NEVER forget when this happened to me )