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Yesterday I accidentally swallowed a load of scrabble tiles ~ next time I go to the toilet it could spell disaster...
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It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
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A good pun is its own reword.
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@orangutan said
A good pun is its own reword.
Why are you wearing her suit, Brewster?
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How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
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wildly content...
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between dystopia and utopia lies thistopia
wildly content...
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i told them i didn't want to be psychoanalyzed
they called me a freudy cat
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Speaking of cats...
The wife told me the cat had to be chipped.
I only have a nine iron but I still got it over the shed.
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@divegeester said
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed a load of scrabble tiles ~ next time I go to the toilet it could spell disaster...
For you to make an 8 letter word, your scrabble buddy had to have done the same.
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I was discussing The Queen’s Gambit with my pal Pavel.
He’s my Czech mate.
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Purple is my least favourite colour, I dislike it more than red and blue put together...
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I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80s bands.
There is no cure!
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Ah 2020...
I remember it as if it were yesterday
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During the Bubonic Plague, people consoled themselves by saying f*** 1346 and bring on 1347.
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Apparently owls do not mate when it's raining because it's too-wet-to-woo.
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