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  1. Subscriberdivegeester
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    24 Dec '20 14:02
    Yesterday I accidentally swallowed a load of scrabble tiles ~ next time I go to the toilet it could spell disaster...
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    It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
  3. hirsute rooster
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    24 Dec '20 18:53
    A good pun is its own reword.
  4. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    24 Dec '20 19:04
    @orangutan said
    A good pun is its own reword.
    Why are you wearing her suit, Brewster?
  5. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    24 Dec '20 19:36
    How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!

    -VR
  6. Subscriberrookie54
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    25 Dec '20 02:07
    between dystopia and utopia lies thistopia
  7. Subscriberrookie54
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    i told them i didn't want to be psychoanalyzed
    they called me a freudy cat
  8. Subscriberdivegeester
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    25 Dec '20 08:461 edit
    Speaking of cats...

    The wife told me the cat had to be chipped.
    I only have a nine iron but I still got it over the shed.
  9. SubscriberRajk999
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    25 Dec '20 11:41
    @divegeester said
    Yesterday I accidentally swallowed a load of scrabble tiles ~ next time I go to the toilet it could spell disaster...
    For you to make an 8 letter word, your scrabble buddy had to have done the same.
  10. Subscriberdivegeester
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    29 Dec '20 08:09
    I was discussing The Queen’s Gambit with my pal Pavel.
    He’s my Czech mate.
  11. Subscriberdivegeester
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    29 Dec '20 09:38
    Purple is my least favourite colour, I dislike it more than red and blue put together...
  12. Subscriberdivegeester
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    30 Dec '20 21:45
    I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80s bands.

    There is no cure!
  13. Subscriberdivegeester
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    01 Jan '21 09:53
    Ah 2020...

    I remember it as if it were yesterday
  14. Subscriberdivegeester
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    02 Jan '21 09:56
    During the Bubonic Plague, people consoled themselves by saying f*** 1346 and bring on 1347.
  15. Subscriberdivegeester
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    04 Jan '21 10:39
    Apparently owls do not mate when it's raining because it's too-wet-to-woo.
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