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  1. Arch Stantons Grave
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    I offered Bonnie Tyler a Quality Street but she said she was holding out for a hero.
  2. Subscriberdivegeester
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    07 Jan '21 19:57
    I was walking along the beach today eating a take-away when seabird stole my sausage. It was a tern for the wurst.
  3. Arch Stantons Grave
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    07 Jan '21 20:31
    I saw a dwarf get pick pocketed this morning.
    I confronted the thief and said 'how can you stoop so low.'
  4. Subscriberdivegeester
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    07 Jan '21 23:43
    I think I might be a can of deodorant, but I'm not sure ...
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    Sent a couple of suggestions to a deodorant company today

    Just putting my 2 scents in
  6. Subscriberdivegeester
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    11 Jan '21 06:27
    Disney are going to remake Lassie.
    They're looking for a tall, thin actor to play the lead.
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    I wish I could define what it means to be a great philosopher, but I Kant.
  8. Subscriberdivegeester
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    16 Jan '21 09:18
    What begins with W and ends with t?
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    16 Jan '21 23:45
    amazon, fedex, and ups walk into a bar
    they all order an uber
  10. SubscriberSuzianne
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    17 Jan '21 07:06
    @rajk999 said
    For you to make an 8 letter word, your scrabble buddy had to have done the same.
    Maybe you should learn to play Scrabble.

    If it was necessary to play an 8-letter word before playing an 8-letter word, who can play the first 8-letter word?
  11. Subscriberdivegeester
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    17 Jan '21 09:42
    Light travels faster than sound, which is the reason that some people appear bright before you hear them speak.
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    17 Jan '21 15:39
    @divegeester said
    I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80s bands.

    There is no cure!
    I said to my doctor that I kept yearning for the green, green grass of home.
    He told me I have Tom Jones syndrome. Apparently, it's not unusual.

    (I believe that one's also (c) Milton Jones. I certainly first heard it on Wok the Meek.)
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    17 Jan '21 15:46
    What's the difference between dal and tarka dal?

    Tarka is a little 'otter.
  14. Subscriberdivegeester
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    18 Jan '21 01:49
    I used to date a girl who worked at the abattoir. She was a stunner...
  15. Subscriberdivegeester
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    18 Jan '21 07:30
    If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is probably not for you.
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