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Overlook Hotel
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I offered Bonnie Tyler a Quality Street but she said she was holding out for a hero.
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I was walking along the beach today eating a take-away when seabird stole my sausage. It was a tern for the wurst.
Overlook Hotel
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I saw a dwarf get pick pocketed this morning.
I confronted the thief and said 'how can you stoop so low.'
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I think I might be a can of deodorant, but I'm not sure ...
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Sent a couple of suggestions to a deodorant company today
Just putting my 2 scents in
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Disney are going to remake Lassie.
They're looking for a tall, thin actor to play the lead.
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I wish I could define what it means to be a great philosopher, but I Kant.
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What begins with W and ends with t?
wildly content...
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amazon, fedex, and ups walk into a bar
they all order an uber
Isle of Misfit Toys
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@rajk999 said
For you to make an 8 letter word, your scrabble buddy had to have done the same.
Maybe you should learn to play Scrabble.
If it was necessary to play an 8-letter word before playing an 8-letter word, who can play the first 8-letter word?
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Light travels faster than sound, which is the reason that some people appear bright before you hear them speak.
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@divegeester said
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80s bands.
There is no cure!
I said to my doctor that I kept yearning for the green, green grass of home.
He told me I have Tom Jones syndrome. Apparently, it's not unusual.
(I believe that one's also (c) Milton Jones. I certainly first heard it on Wok the Meek.)
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What's the difference between dal and tarka dal?
Tarka is a little 'otter.
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I used to date a girl who worked at the abattoir. She was a stunner...
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If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is probably not for you.
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