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  1. SubscriberWoofwoof
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    01 Feb '21 16:33
    The door was not open enough for peanut butter.
    But it was ajar.
  2. SubscriberVery Rusty
    Treat Everyone Equal
    Halifax, Nova Scotia
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    01 Feb '21 17:02
    Tip-jar humor in our local coffee shop: “Afraid of Change? Leave It Here.”

    -VR
  3. Subscriberrookie54
    free tazer tickles..
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    03 Feb '21 13:50
    if you eat aluminum, you sheet metal
  4. Subscriberrookie54
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    05 Feb '21 01:53
    science teacher: scorpions have 10 to 12 eyes
    kid (taking notes) s-c-o-r-p-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-o-n which is it? 10 or 12?
  5. Subscriberrookie54
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    07 Feb '21 22:42
    remember mood rings?
    i lost mine, and i don't know how to feel about that
  6. Subscriberdivegeester
    Best Poster Ever
    Mutara Nebula
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    08 Feb '21 09:42
    Update: Went to the doctor this morning, for my test results...

    He thinks I have PneumonoultramicroscopicsilivolcanIosis - but at the moment it's hard to say.
  7. Arch Stantons Grave
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    08 Feb '21 12:40
    A photon walked into a hotel.
    The porter asked if he had any luggage.
    No replied the photon, I'm travelling light.
  8. Subscriberrookie54
    free tazer tickles..
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    11 Feb '21 04:16
    she likes her chocolate
    i took her chocolate bars and put em different chocolate bar wrappers and she got her snickers all in a twix
  9. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
    The Implacable
    London
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    11 Feb '21 09:12
    I don't trust mime artists. They do unspeakable things.
  10. SubscriberWoofwoof
    Wolfe63
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    11 Feb '21 10:54
    Luke Skywalker waxed poetic when he stated: "Metaphors be with you."
  11. Subscriberrookie54
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    07 Mar '21 14:44
    imma gonna tell you a story about rattlesnake hunting out in west texas
    get ready, because this is a real shaky tale
  12. SubscriberFMF
    Studying God figures
    Human Condition East
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    07 Mar '21 15:25
    The nun said she didn't know any double entendres, so the bishop gave her one.
  13. Standard memberMammy Blue
    Delicious Monster...
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    08 Mar '21 14:30
    I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork.
    I thought I nailed it, but nobody saw it...
  14. SubscriberEarl of Trumps
    Pawn Whisperer
    My Kingdom fora Pawn
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    08 Mar '21 15:49
    My drug test came back negative. My dealer sure has some 'splaining to do! 😠
  15. SubscriberEarl of Trumps
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    08 Mar '21 20:47
    In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window. 😆 😛 😀
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