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The door was not open enough for peanut butter.
But it was ajar.
Halifax, Nova Scotia
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Tip-jar humor in our local coffee shop: “Afraid of Change? Leave It Here.”
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if you eat aluminum, you sheet metal
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science teacher: scorpions have 10 to 12 eyes
kid (taking notes) s-c-o-r-p-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-o-n which is it? 10 or 12?
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remember mood rings?
i lost mine, and i don't know how to feel about that
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Update: Went to the doctor this morning, for my test results...
He thinks I have PneumonoultramicroscopicsilivolcanIosis - but at the moment it's hard to say.
Overlook Hotel
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A photon walked into a hotel.
The porter asked if he had any luggage.
No replied the photon, I'm travelling light.
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she likes her chocolate
i took her chocolate bars and put em different chocolate bar wrappers and she got her snickers all in a twix
The Ghost Chamber
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I don't trust mime artists. They do unspeakable things.
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Luke Skywalker waxed poetic when he stated: "Metaphors be with you."
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imma gonna tell you a story about rattlesnake hunting out in west texas
get ready, because this is a real shaky tale
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The nun said she didn't know any double entendres, so the bishop gave her one.
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I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork.
I thought I nailed it, but nobody saw it...
My Kingdom fora Pawn
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My drug test came back negative. My dealer sure has some 'splaining to do! ðŸ˜
My Kingdom fora Pawn
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In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window. 😆 😛 😀
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