Puns and One-liners

Don’t forget it’s the AGM of the weak bladder association tonight.

If you can’t make it, then just give us a tinkle...

Like the frog said, "My! Time's fun when you're having flies!"

So the horse walks up to the bar and the tender says, "Why the long face?"

@earl-of-trumps said
So the horse walks up to the bar and the tender says, "Why the long face?"

Earl, that one is so old it has white hair! 😉

-VR

Did you that movie “Speed” (1994) did not have a director?

If speed had had direction, it would have been called “Velocity”.

finally, i've given up smoking for good
from now until the end of time i am smoking for evil

from this time hence, masturbation shall be referred to as,

"toobin"

i've had a not so good day
my ex got run over by a bus
and i lost my bus driving job

6:30 is the best time on the clock, hands down!

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