Puns and One-liners

Like the frog said, "My! Time's fun when you're having flies!"

So the horse walks up to the bar and the tender says, "Why the long face?"

@earl-of-trumps said
So the horse walks up to the bar and the tender says, "Why the long face?"

finally, i've given up smoking for good
from now until the end of time i am smoking for evil

from this time hence, masturbation shall be referred to as,

"toobin"

i've had a not so good day
my ex got run over by a bus
and i lost my bus driving job

6:30 is the best time on the clock, hands down!

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