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  1. Subscriberrookie54
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    mc escher walked to school in the snow uphill both ways
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    04 Jan '21 23:58
    @rookie54
    I can't tell if this damn cat is alive or dead, Schrodinger said.
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    Over Christmas I got bored, so I switched the wrappers around on the sweets in a box of ‘Celebrations’

    Wife’s not happy, she got her Snickers in a Twix!
  4. SubscriberWoofwoof
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    Adam's apple is hard to swallow.
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    @divegeester said
    Over Christmas I got bored, so I switched the wrappers around on the sweets in a box of ‘Celebrations’

    Wife’s not happy, she got her Snickers in a Twix!
    First time I've heard that one, very good. Looks like an empty post of yours would get a thumb down.

    What's the name of the guy on mock the week who always does the one liners? Dude's a genius.
  6. Subscriberdivegeester
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    05 Jan '21 17:18
    @trev33 said
    First time I've heard that one, very good. Looks like an empty post of yours would get a thumb down.

    What's the name of the guy on mock the week who always does the one liners? Dude's a genius.
    Don’t know the guy I’m afraid.

    Yes my posts draw thumbs down like a forum lightning rod. I really don’t mind and quite enjoy kick up the sand if I’m honest πŸ˜„
  7. Subscribersonhouse
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    05 Jan '21 17:24
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    And if you are not?πŸ™‚
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    @divegeester said
    Don’t know the guy I’m afraid.

    Yes my posts draw thumbs down like a forum lightning rod. I really don’t mind and quite enjoy kick up the sand if I’m honest πŸ˜„
    Milton Jones, worth checking out imo.
  9. Subscriberdivegeester
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    @sonhouse said
    @divegeester
    And if you are not?πŸ™‚
    Not what?
  10. Subscriberdivegeester
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    I’ve started work as a waiter.
    Granted, the money’s not fantastic; but at least I can put food on the table.
  11. Subscribermoonbus
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    I just deleted all Germans from my smart phone: now it's Hans-free.
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    I was walking through the park last evening I tried to share a kebab with a homeless guy I saw sitting on a bench.

    He told me to get lost and buy my own.
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    Swine was in short supply, so the sausage factory resorted to fowl, and thereby took a tern for the wurst.
  14. Arch Stantons Grave
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    @divegeester said
    I was walking through the park last evening I tried to share a kebab with a homeless guy I saw sitting on a bench.

    He told me to get lost and buy my own.
    I walked past a dishevelled homeless busker singing Breakfast in America.
    That's Supertramp I said.
    Thank you he replied.
  15. Subscriberdivegeester
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    06 Jan '21 11:23
    Count Dracula called at our house last night.
    I asked him if he would like a small aperitif, but he said he was happy with the fangs he had.
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