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mc escher walked to school in the snow uphill both ways

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@rookie54
I can't tell if this damn cat is alive or dead, Schrodinger said.

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Adam's apple is hard to swallow.

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First time I've heard that one, very good. Looks like an empty post of yours would get a thumb down.

What's the name of the guy on mock the week who always does the one liners? Dude's a genius.

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@divegeester
And if you are not?🙂

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Milton Jones, worth checking out imo.

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I just deleted all Germans from my smart phone: now it's Hans-free.

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Swine was in short supply, so the sausage factory resorted to fowl, and thereby took a tern for the wurst.

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I walked past a dishevelled homeless busker singing Breakfast in America.
That's Supertramp I said.
Thank you he replied.

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