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  1. Subscriberrookie54
    free tazer tickles..
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    18 Jan '21 16:37
    when cows go to sleep it's pasture bedtime
  2. Arch Stantons Grave
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    18 Jan '21 16:48
    Car battery walked into a bar.
    Bartender said don't start anything.
  3. Subscriberdivegeester
    Best Poster Ever
    Mutara Nebula
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    18 Jan '21 21:30
    Ending a sentence with a rhetorical question; how annoying is that?
  4. Subscriberrookie54
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    18 Jan '21 23:26
    a broken vending machine is indispensable
  5. Subscriberdivegeester
    Best Poster Ever
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    19 Jan '21 09:47
    Q. How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A. Do your own research.
  6. Subscriberrookie54
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    22 Jan '21 21:12
    catwoman went to nepal
    what did catman do?
  7. Subscriberrookie54
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    23 Jan '21 19:22
    thermometers are speedometers for atoms
  8. Subscriberrookie54
    free tazer tickles..
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    28 Jan '21 20:48
    gonna open a new shoppe
    gonna sell marijuana and doughnuts
    gonna call it "Glazed and Confused"
  9. Subscriberrookie54
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    29 Jan '21 18:12
    hey you!
    out there on yer own
    sitting naked by the phone
    would you touch me?

    when pink floyd invented sexting
  10. Joined
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    29 Jan '21 19:51
    Here's one old-school computer-heads should recognise:

    "You can tune a file system, but you cannot tune a fish."
  11. SubscriberPianoman1
    Nil desperandum
    Seedy piano bar
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    31 Jan '21 12:36
    People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow!
  12. SubscriberPianoman1
    Nil desperandum
    Seedy piano bar
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    31 Jan '21 12:37
    I’m pining for a good tree pun, I wish they were more poplar!
  13. SubscriberPianoman1
    Nil desperandum
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    31 Jan '21 12:37
    Well, to be frank, I’d have to change my name!
  14. SubscriberPianoman1
    Nil desperandum
    Seedy piano bar
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    31 Jan '21 12:38
    I have a chicken-proof lawn - it’s impeccable !
  15. Subscribersonhouse
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    01 Feb '21 07:29
    @Shallow-Blue
    No, you CAN tuna fish.
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