“A man who doesn't know the truth is just an idiot, but a man who knows the truth and calls it a lie is a crook.”
― Bertolt Brecht, Galileo

“Some day, we will all die, Snoopy.
True, but on all the other days, we will not.”
― Charles M. Schulz

“Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.”

Emerson

I will eat exceedingly, and prophesy.
-- Ben Jonson, ca. 1614

@Torunn I love that!

@rickgarel said
@Torunn I love that!

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Mark Twain

"Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosy... doesn't try it on."

Billy Connolly

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write,
but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn.

~ Alvin Toffler

"Everybody is a genius, but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid" - Albert Einstein

Stupid fish, trying to climb a tree.

@trev33 said
Stupid fish, trying to climb a tree.

smells like fish
eat it anyhow
you be grateful
it don't smell like cow

"Not my circus, not my monkeys."