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The funniest thing you heard today?

The funniest thing you heard today?

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A kid hit her head and the Mum was rumaging in her hand bag, I thought she must be looking for some sweets....some money to give to her doughter?

She pulled out a two pound coin and then to my horror she pushed the coin onto the screaming kids lump!!

After all the comotion and explinaning that a lump is a good thing, pretecs the skull etc etc... She said that that was what she'd thought was the best thing to do!!

Not funny ha ha, but very weird!!

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Originally posted by yo its me
A kid hit her head and the Mum was rumaging in her hand bag, I thought she must be looking for some sweets....some money to give to her doughter?

She pulled out a two pound coin and then to my horror she pushed the coin onto the screaming kids lump!!

After all the comotion and explinaning that a lump is a good thing, pretecs the skull etc etc... She ...[text shortened]... t that was what she'd thought was the best thing to do!!

Not funny ha ha, but very weird!!
that was one heavy coin!

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I was talking to someone...not chatting online but actually talking to them...and they kept saying "lol","lmao", and "rotfl" all the time. It was quite annoying actually but still funny. 😛

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Al Gore received the Nobel Price, that is an axiomoron!

The the guys in Oslo lost their minds?

Harri / Luck

Global warning is the greatest fraud since marxism!

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Originally posted by Luck
Al Gore received the Nobel Price, that is an axiomoron!

The the guys in Oslo lost their minds?

Harri / Luck

Global warning is the greatest fraud since marxism!
That wasn't a Freudian slip was it?

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Originally posted by kirksey957
That wasn't a Freudian slip was it?
A fraudian slip 😛

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it'z ture i'za beast, plz chllenge me!!

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Originally posted by iza beast
it'z ture i'za beast, plz chllenge me!!
OPEN INVITES

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Originally posted by Luck
Al Gore received the Nobel Price, that is an axiomoron!

The the guys in Oslo lost their minds?

Harri / Luck

Global warning is the greatest fraud since marxism!
what's an axiomoron (moron)?