The Ladies of Red Hot Pawn

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Tommy Chong inspired that. 🙂

"...no, I played with this dude..."

"No, Santa Claus is not a musician..."

"I'm hip! That cat didn't know any tunes!"

These, and most other, threads really are like lava...you never know which way they will go. I love it. 🙂

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
These, and most other, threads really are like lava...you never know which way they will go. I love it. 🙂

if it smells like fish.

Originally posted by redbadger
if it smells like fish.

Get the tartar sauce out.

Originally posted by redbadger
if it smells like fish.

Get a condom.

Originally posted by Seitse
Get a condom.

And a clothespin.

Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
And a clothespin.

And a rubber spring.

Originally posted by Seitse
And a rubber spring.

and mouthwash

Originally posted by redbadger
and mouthwash

And some antibiotics.

See? I told ya. 😉

Originally posted by redbadger
if it smells like fish.

Cook some chips.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
oxymoron

Contrary to popular belief, oxygenated morons are no smarter than oxygen deprived morons.

Originally posted by lemon lime
Contrary to popular belief, oxygenated morons are no smarter than oxygen deprived morons.

There is, I think, one very important difference...oxygenated morons are likely alive whereas non oxygenated morons are likely to be dead but maybe they could be vampires, I suppose thus living dead.

Originally posted by Indonesia Phil
Cook some chips.

don't let andy near them

Originally posted by redbadger
don't let andy near them

You seem to have a fixation on bladder function. Are you a bed wetter?