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Dick Jewell Assasinated by Governement Stooges.

If you remember, Dick Jewell was the gentlemen wrongly suspected in the 1996 Atlanta Olympics bombing that killed 1 and injured 111. The fat little dude was actually a hero and far more observant than most security teams. Still his name has been tarnished and the stink of shame clings to it.

Last year, the Governor finally got around to thanking Jewell for his couragous actions. This spurred Jewell to start up an independant investigation into the 9/11 terrorist attacks. Sadly, he stumbled across information implicating key members of the Administration in the attacks. This information clearly implied gross negligence if not blatant co-conspiracy. This would be a striking vindication for Jewell.

Jewell was found dead Wednesday at 44. Initial reports point to renal failure and other observations indicate that Jewell's body was a train wreck waiting to happen. Officals have already clearly stated that foul play is not suspected. However, we all know that Jewell got the air bubble in the heart treatment by shadowy Government agents. Nothing like a good ol' air embolism to give the heart the ol' vapor lock.

The Truth will set you free.

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
That jibe about my apparent lack of understanding would have worked much better if you hadn't showed your very own lack of understanding of my post.

How can I not understand something I haven't read? 😕

And by the way, I'm flattered that you're still obsessing with me, but, and I'm sorry to have to say this Suzimanne, but middle aged, geeky MMORPG ...[text shortened]... amers, who pretend to be fit girls on online chess sites don't float my boat. Sorry.

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Bahahaha... nothing says clueless like the Ragman talking about anything.

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Bahahaha...
As your Veterinarian, I strongly recommend that you do not make sheep noises around Rag. We don't want a repeat of the Great Sheep Violation of '04.

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Republican Conspiracy Flames Clinton.

Republicans bankroll Norman Hsu's funding of the Hillary Rodham Clinton campaign. Hsu, a top money raiser, is wanted on felony fraud and grand theft charges in California. The campaign expressed "surprise" over such a failure of their security program. Of course Clinton, blinded by greed, avoided questions of whether she would return the money Hsu raised by saying the campaign would analyze the contributions and "take action if that's warranted."

Watch the Republican PR wolves eviscerate Clinton's campaign with charges of fraud, ineffective security and general mismanagement of funds. Afterall, how can you run a country if one of your most trusted associates is a wanted felon?

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
Could somebody summarise this verbal diarrhoea for me please?

Thanks in advance.

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Let me see if I can put this in to terms you would understand:

Jack & Jill went up a hill....

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Originally posted by Red Night
Let me see if I can put this in to terms you would understand:

Jack & Jill went up a hill....
...Jack dumped Jill in the well and went home to nail her daughter.

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Government Mind Control Experiments.

Official Story: Rejection, real and imagined, fueled Seung-Hui Cho's homocidal rage at Virginia Tech.

The Truth: Due to moderate psychological instability, Cho was selected early on for a secret Governement psych warfare program. Essentially, the idea was to experiment with the creation of remotely triggered sleeper cells in foriegn countries. Cho was one of many such unwitting sleeper agents lose in the US. Sadly, his handler was killed in a car accident just under a year ago and Cho was lost in the shuffle. Off his control meds and undirected, Cho tumbled into the sociopathic depression that made him an ideal recruit for this pilot program of remote assassins. Now the governement review released yesterday, blames the teaching staff, counsellors and police for not catching Cho earlier and responding faster.

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More Truth: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/45/175866636_d86626afc4.jpg

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
Could somebody summarise this verbal diarrhoea for me please?

Thanks in advance.

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Who asked you to come to this site to sample diarrhea anyway!!!???

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Originally posted by Prince Ndandalika
Who asked you to come to this site to sample diarrhea anyway!!!???
Prince Ndandalika...are you that Nigerian guy who keeps sending me those emails?

Please stop.

Yours truly,
The PFC

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Prince Ndandalika...are you that Nigerian guy who keeps sending me those emails?

Please stop.

Yours truly,
The PFC
That's not him. I think you're talking about the Artist Formerly Known as Ndandalika.

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Originally posted by Palynka
That's not him. I think you're talking about the Artist Formerly Known as Ndandalika.
Ndandalika. It's a name like a selection of letters in a game of scrabble 🙂

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