The Truth According To Me...

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Well, it's high time that someone told you the truth. Our news media is full of ignorant, untalented hack, bottom feeders. As a result, I will strive to bring you The Truth behind todays relevant news stories. You name the story and I'll give you the bitter truth.

This morning, we have the truth behind Alberto Gonzales leaving office.

For awh ...[text shortened]... tic/international policy... oh, wait, apparently that's already been done.

Could somebody summarise this verbal diarrhoea for me please?

Thanks in advance.

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
Could somebody summarise this verbal diarrhoea for me please?

Thanks in advance.

D

faaa-Hecate-aaart

Originally posted by Ragnorak
Could somebody summarise this verbal diarrhoea for me please?

Thanks in advance.

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Hand O'Fhecal is still suffering from his wife's current sexual abstinence.

Originally posted by Ragnorak
Could somebody summarise this verbal diarrhoea for me please?

Thanks in advance.

D

It's brilliant and, I might add, by far the most coherent thing in the general forum today. You Godless heathens need to get stuffed.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
... by far the most coherent thing in the general forum today.

What an achievement! 😕

Originally posted by Ragnorak
Could somebody summarise this verbal diarrhoea for me please?

Thanks in advance.

D

Politicans are dishonest 😕

Originally posted by Sunburnt
Politicans are dishonest 😕

But they outsmart all those who trust them!!!.

Originally posted by Prince Ndandalika
But they outsmart all those who trust them!!!.

Yes, unfortunately. Sometimes they are deviously intelligent along with dishonest.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Yes, unfortunately. Sometimes they are deviously intelligent along with dishonest.

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I don't think I'd ever use the words "intelligent" & devious when describing a certain shrubbery...

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
It's brilliant and, I might add, by far the most coherent thing in the general forum today. You Godless heathens need to get stuffed.

You have the social attraction of a water moccasin. You are an over stuffed machismo pseudo-man.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
You have the social attraction of a water moccasin. You are an over stuffed machismo pseudo-man.

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Frankly! 🙂

Originally posted by Ragnorak
Could somebody summarise this verbal diarrhoea for me please?

Thanks in advance.

D

Oh, right.

You can't understand him because he wasn't talking about you and he didn't use your name even once.

How inconsiderate!

Originally posted by Suzianne
You can't understand him because he wasn't talking about you and he didn't use your name even once.

That jibe about my apparent lack of understanding would have worked much better if you hadn't showed your very own lack of understanding of my post.

How can I not understand something I haven't read? 😕

And by the way, I'm flattered that you're still obsessing with me, but, and I'm sorry to have to say this Suzimanne, but middle aged, geeky MMORPG gamers, who pretend to be fit girls on online chess sites don't float my boat. Sorry.

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
Could somebody summarise this verbal diarrhoea for me please?

Thanks in advance.

D

No😛